Limericks. (New)

[Judd]

When Mabel went to the chippy
She was wearing her favourite lippy
As she started to pout
Her teeth dropped out
Which made her look a bit drippy

She settled on sausage and chips

[Last_Tango]

She settled on sausage and chips
Which immediately goes to the hips

[Maree]

She settled on sausage and chips
Which immediately goes to the hips
She’ll have a fat butt

[Mups]

She settled on sausage and chips
Which immediately goes to the hips
She’ll have a fat butt
Which’ll wobble as she struts

[Octogen]

Maree

2h

She settled on sausage and chips
Which immediately goes to the hips
She’ll have a fat butt
Which’ll wobble as she struts
So I gave her some slimming tips.

I’m booking my annual leave

[Mups]

I’m booking my annual leave
With full pay, would you believe

[Judd]

I’m booking my annual leave
With full pay, would you believe
A trip to a resort in Spain?

[EZ_Rider]

I’m booking my annual leave
With full pay, would you believe
A trip to a resort in Spain?
Where it only rains on the plain?

[Judd]

I’m booking my annual leave
With full pay, would you believe
A trip to a resort in Spain?
Where it only rains on the plain?
You believe that? Don’t be naive

Typical, my passport’s expired

[Mups]

Typical, my passport’s expired
Just when I’m packed, and suitably attired

[Last_Tango]

Typical, my passport’s expired
Just when I’m packed, and suitably attired
A need to re-think … Blackpool?

[Mups]

Typical, my passport’s expired
Just when I’m packed, and suitably attired
A need to re-think … Blackpool
The donkeys are there, but that’s cruel

(This limerick’s flippin’ useless!)

[Judd]

Typical, my passport’s expired
Just when I’m packed, and suitably attired
A need to re-think … Blackpool
The donkeys are there, but that’s cruel
Useless? It’s just a rhyme that’s required

Off to Blackpool it is

[EZ_Rider]

Off to Blackpool it is
I hope it’s full of fun and fizz

[Maree]

Off to Blackpool it is
I hope it’s full of fun and fizz
A huge stick of rock

[Mups]

I hope it’s full of fun and fizz
A huge stick of rock
And my best summer frock

[ruthio]

Off to Blackpool it is
I hope it’s full of fun and fizz
A huge stick of rock
And my best summer frock
And I’ll really be doing the bizz

[EZ_Rider]

Ruthio missed starting the Lim
I guess she thought “Leave it to him”

[Maree]

Ruthio missed starting the Lim
I guess she thought “Leave it to him”
Or she’s off out to a party

[Last_Tango]

Ruthio missed starting the Lim
I guess she thought “Leave it to him”
Or she’s off out to a party
And looking quite tarty