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There was a strange woman called Molly
Who went everywhere with her dolly

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There was a strange woman called Molly
Who went everywhere with her dolly
When she put it to bed

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There was a strange woman called Molly
Who went everywhere with her dolly
When she put it to bed
She kissed it’s forehead

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There was a strange woman called Molly
Who went everywhere with her dolly
When she put it to bed
She kissed it’s forehead
And climbed into bed with her Collie

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There was a poor soldier called Fred

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There was a poor soldier called Fred
Who cried when his Sergeant said

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There was a poor soldier called Fred
Who cried when his Sergeant said
“Oi you, stand up straight!”

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There was a poor soldier called Fred
Who cried when his Sergeant said
“Oi you, stand up straight!”
“And while you’re at it - lose some weight”

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There was a poor soldier called Fred
Who cried when his Sergeant said
“Oi you, stand up straight!”
“And while you’re at it - lose some weight”
“Or soon you will be dead”

“Okay sarge”, said he

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“Ok sarge” said he
“But first I need a wee”

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“Ok sarge” said he
“But first I need a wee”
“Quick smart then”, said Sarge

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“Ok sarge” said he
“But first I need a wee”
“Quick smart then”, said Sarge
" I’ve heard the boss is at large"

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“Ok sarge” said he
“But first I need a wee”
“Quick smart then”, said Sarge
" I’ve heard the boss is at large"
“And he’s heading this way, I see.”

I bought some nice Cherries today

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I bought some nice Cherries today
That’s nice, how much did you pay?

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I bought some nice Cherries today
That’s nice, how much did you pay?
They were three pounds per pack

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I bought some nice Cherries today
That’s nice, how much did you pay?
They were three pounds a pack
Wow, you’ve sure got the knack

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I bought some nice Cherries today
That’s nice, how much did you pay?
They were three pounds a pack
Wow, you’ve sure got the knack
And I’ve eaten them now, anyway. :smiley:

When Mable went to the chippy

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When Mabel went to the chippy
She was wearing her favourite lippy

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When Mabel went to the chippy
She was wearing her favourite lippy
As she started to pout

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When Mabel went to the chippy
She was wearing her favourite lippy
As she started to pout
Her teeth dropped out