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Last_Tango · 27 June 2022 19:12

Now what do you fancy for tea?
Just had it, between you and me
So what did you eat?
Potatoes, two veg and meat

Mups · 27 June 2022 22:06

Now what do you fancy for tea?
Just had it, between you and me
So what did you eat?
Potatoes, two veg and meat
Washed down with a nice cuppa tea.

Lil was tired, so went off to bed

EZ_Rider · 28 June 2022 06:33

Lil was tired, so went off to bed
With thoughts of her man in her head

Octogen · 28 June 2022 06:35

Lil was tired, so went off to bed
With thoughts of her man in her head
Though some thoughts were flirty

Maree · 28 June 2022 06:37

Lil was tired, so went off to bed
With thoughts of her man in her head
Though some thoughts were flirty
They never were dirty

EZ_Rider · 28 June 2022 06:40

Lil was tired so went off to bed
With thoughts of her man in her head
Though some thoughts were flirty
They never were dirty
But her Shades Of Grey book was well read.

EZ_Rider · 28 June 2022 06:41

While strolling along on the beach

Octogen · 28 June 2022 06:46

While strolling along on the beach
I was eating a real juicy peach

EZ_Rider · 28 June 2022 06:48

While strolling along on the beach
I was eating a real juicy peach
A Seagull swooped down

Mups · 28 June 2022 08:20

While strolling along on the beach
I was eating a real juicy peach
A Seagull swooped down
He lived in the town

Octogen · 28 June 2022 10:10

While strolling along on the beach
I was eating a real juicy peach
A Seagull swooped down
He lived in the town
But I was just out of his reach

Anther one just bit the dust

EZ_Rider · 28 June 2022 11:56

Another one just bit the dust
It’s a shame but I’m not really fussed

Mups · 28 June 2022 15:17

Another one just bit the dust
It’s a shame but I’m not really fussed
It just happens to some

Bathsheba · 28 June 2022 16:01

Another one just bit the dust
It’s a shame but I’m not really fussed
It just happens to some
When they finally succumb

Mups · 28 June 2022 18:11

Another one just bit the dust
It’s a shame but I’m not really fussed
It just happens to some
When they finally succumb
So walk away while you can, is a must.

Jim went to the barber’s and said

Bathsheba · 28 June 2022 19:55

Jim went to the barber’s and said
“I’d like you to shave my whole head”

Mups · 28 June 2022 20:15

Jim went to the barber’s and said
“I’d like you to shave my whole head”
"But Sir, I’m not sure

Bathsheba · 28 June 2022 20:28

Jim went to the barber’s and said
“I’d like you to shave my whole head”
"But Sir, I’m not sure
I’ve just swept the floor!

Maree · 28 June 2022 20:34

Jim went to the barber’s and said
“I’d like you to shave my whole head”
"But Sir, I’m not sure
I’ve just swept the floor!
And you’ve got a head full of dreads!

Maree · 28 June 2022 20:35

There was a strange woman called Molly