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I have lovely memories of that

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I have lovely memories of that
Though others would call me a prat

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I have lovely memories of that
Though others would call me a prat
But surely thatā€™s rude?

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I have lovely memories of that
Though others would call me a prat
But surely thatā€™s rude?
And awfully crude?

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I have lovely memories of that
Though others would call me a prat
But surely thatā€™s rude?
And awfully rude?
Maybe best keep it under your hat.

7706

A Beret or Topper for you?

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A Beret or Topper for you?
For me a sombrero will do

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A Beret or Topper for you?
For me a sombrero will do
Because the bigger the hat

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A Beret or Topper for you?
For me a Sombrero will do
Because the bigger the hat
Less head for the sun to aim at

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A Beret or Topper for you?
For me a Sombrero will do
Because the bigger the hat
Less head for the sun to aim at
When the temp reaches 102!

Itā€™ll soon be Monday again

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Itā€™ll soon be Monday again
Does that mean it will certainly rain?

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Itā€™ll soon be Monday again
Does that mean it will certainly rain?
Iā€™d better not risk it

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Itā€™ll soon be Monday again
Does that mean it will certainly rain?
Iā€™d better not risk it
Go on, risk it for a biscuit

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Itā€™ll soon be Monday again
Does that mean it will certainly rain?
Iā€™d better not risk it
Go on, risk it for a biscuit
Here it comes gain, what a pain

Rain clouds forming, black as night

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Rain clouds forming, black as night
So Iā€™ll go out for a drink and get tight

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Rain clouds forming, black as night
So Iā€™ll go out for a drink and get tight
Rain came slashing down

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Rain clouds forming, black as night
So Iā€™ll go out for a drink and get tight
Rain came slashing down
Two pints for half a crown?

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Rain clouds forming, black as night
So Iā€™ll go out for a drink and get tight
Rain came slashing down
Two pints for half a crown?
Then the sunā€™ll come out - well it might.

Now what do you fancy for tea?

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Now what do you fancy for tea?
Just had it, between you and me

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Now what do you fancy for tea?
Just had it, between you and me
So what did you eat?