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7681

It feels still and stormy today
No rain up here, I pray
I gave up praying last week
Seemed to lost the technique

7682

It feels still and stormy today
No rain up here, I pray
I gave up praying last week
Seemed to lost the technique
Though might try again on Sunday.

Do you ever have one of those days

7683

Do you ever have one of those days
When everyone’s temper frays

7684

Do you ever have one of those days
When everyone’s temper frays
But the next day the clouds clear


7685

Do you ever have one of those days
When everyone’s temper frays
But the next day the clouds clear
And you feel full of cheer

7686

Do you ever have one of those days
When everyone’s temper frays
But the next day the clouds clear
And you feel full of cheer
Patience I find sometimes pays

A gardener was watering his peas

7687

A gardener was watering his peas
He ended up down on his knees

7688

A gardener was watering his peas
He ended up down on his knees
He couldn’t get up

7689

A gardener was watering his peas
He ended up down on his knees
He couldn’t get up
And needed backup

7690

A gardener was watering his peas
He ended up down on his knees
He couldn’t get up
And needed backup
And he desperately needed a wee

7691

There was a millionaire from St Ives

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There was a millionaire from St Ives
Who was naughty, and had three wives

7693

There was a millionaire from St Ives
Who was naughty, and had three wives
Two were blonde and one was dark

7694

There was a millionaire from St Ives
Who was naughty, and had three wives
Two were blonde and one was dark
But she got ate by a shark

7695

There was a millionaire from St Ives
Who was naughty, and had three wives
Two were blonde and one was dark
But she got ate by a shark
Who enjoyed her with parsley and chives :plate_with_cutlery:

7696

I’m suffering from lethargy today

7697

I’m suffering from lethargy today
Cos last night I romped in the hay :rofl:

7698

I’m suffering from lethargy today
Cos last night I romped in the hay :rofl:
You said you wouldn’t tell

7699

I’m suffering from lethargy today
Cos last night I romped in the hay :rofl:
You said you wouldn’t tell
But I had to tell Nel

7700

I’m suffering from lethargy today
Cos last night I romped in the hay :rofl:
You said you wouldn’t tell
But I had to tell Nel
And now we have the piper to pay.