Pru finished her drink and then left
She didn’t pay, so it was theft
She ran down the road
Tripped over a toad
Pru finished her drink and then left
She didn’t pay, so it was theft
She ran down the road
Tripped over a toad
Leaving family extremely bereft.
I’ve been given a tenner to spend
I’ve been given a tenner to spend
So what would you recommend?
I’ve been given a tenner to spend
So what would you recommend?
Bangers and mash
I’ve been given a tenner to spend
So what would you recommend?
Bangers and mash
Or save in my stash?
I’ve been given a tenner to spend
So what would you recommend?
Bangers and mash
Or save in my stash?
Nah, I’ll have a coffee with my friend.
It was so very hot outside
Flo’s ice cream melted and died 
It was so very hot outside
Flo’s ice cream melted and died
She was left with the stick
It was so very hot outside
Flo’s ice cream melted and died
She was left with the stick
What use was that to lick?!
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It was so very hot outside
Flo’s ice cream melted and died
She was left with the stick
What use was that to lick?!
So she cried and she cried and she cried
John was a bit of a lad
John was a bit of a lad
He used to drive all the girls mad
John was a bit of a lad
He used to drive all the girls mad
His mum used to ground him
John was a bit of a lad
He used to drive all the girls mad
His mum used to ground him
Still the girls flocked around him
John was a bit of a lad
He used to drive all the girls mad
His mum used to ground him
Still the girls flocked around him
To borrow his dresses ! How sad
The weatherman promised some rain
The weatherman promised some rain
The railways have cancelled the train
The weatherman promised some rain
The railways have cancelled the train
Can it get any worse?!
The weatherman promised some rain
The railways have cancelled the train
Can it get any worse?!
You can tell us in verse
The weatherman promised some rain
The railways have cancelled the train
Can it get any worse?!
You can tell us in verse
But then I might be a pain. 
It feels still and stormy today
It feels still and stormy today
No rain up here, I pray
It feels still and stormy today
No rain up here, I pray
I gave up praying last week 