Limericks. (New)

[Octogen]

So he went down the pub for a beer
Where everyone let out a cheer

[EZ_Rider]

So he went down the pub for a beer
Where everyone let out a cheer
He’d forgotten his pants

[carol]

So he went down the pub for a beer
Where everyone let out a cheer
He’d forgotten his pants
He’d been watering his plants

[Tezza]

So he went down the pub for a beer
Where everyone let out a cheer
He’d forgotten his pants
He’d been watering his plants
Gave a yelp as a bee stung his ear

A bloke on a bike got a flat

[EZ_Rider]

A bloke on a bike got a flat
He got two if you include the cat

[ruthio]

A bloke on a bike got a flat
He got two if you include the cat
The cat got a flat? That’s odd

[Tezza]

A bloke on a bike got a flat
He got two if you include the cat
The cat got a flat? That’s odd
I thought that. Silly sod

[Maree]

A bloke on a bike got a flat
He got two if you include the cat
The cat got a flat? That’s odd
I thought that. Silly sod
But it’s better than just having a mat🤪

[Maree]

A buxom daft woman called Pru

[Octogen]

A buxom daft woman called Pru
Got herself in a terrible stew

[Tezza]

A buxom daft woman called Pru
Got herself in a terrible stew
She brought a new Bra

[ruthio]

A buxom daft woman called Pru
Got herself in a terrible stew
She brought a new Bra
From a bloke in a bar🍸

[Mups]

A buxom daft woman called Pru
Got herself in a terrible stew
She brought a new Bra
From a bloke in a bar
Who was a gardener from Kew.

“Come see my marrows” he said

[ruthio]

“Come see my marrows” he said
“D’you think I’m daft in me head?!”

[Tezza]

Come see my marrows” he said
Yes please she said , nodding her head

[Mups]

“Come see my marrows” he said
“D’you think I’m daft in me head?!”
“But I’ll give you a Cauli”

[Judd]

“Come see my marrows” he said
“D’you think I’m daft in me head?!”
“But I’ll give you a Cauli”
If you pay me some lolly

[Mups]

“Come see my marrows” he said
“D’you think I’m daft in me head?!”
“But I’ll give you a Cauli”
If you pay me some lolly
“Nah, I’ll do without the Cauli instead.”

Pru finished her drink and then left

[Judd]

Pru finished her drink and then left
She didn’t pay, so it was theft

[EZ_Rider]

Pru finished her drink and then left
She didn’t pay, so it was theft
She ran down the road