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7621

It’s the hottest day of the year! :fire:
So I’m drinking lots of cold beer :beers:
But it’s on the way out
So I’m changing to stout

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7622

It’s the hottest day of the year! :fire:
So I’m drinking lots of cold beer :beers:
But it’s on the way out
So I’m changing to stout
Then I’ll swing from the chandelier!

7623

There was a huge man from Belize

7624

There was a huge man from Belize
Who’s belly hung down to his knees

7625

There was a huge man from Belize
Who’s belly hung down to his knees
He got stuck in his chair
And I think he’s still there

7626

There was a huge man from Belize
Who’s belly hung down to his knees
He got stuck in his chair
And I think he’s still there
Bad luck if he sneezes and pees :face_with_hand_over_mouth: :smiley:

Some days things never go right

7627

Some days things never go right
When you encounter plight after plight

7628

Some days things never go right
When you encounter plight after plight
At the end of the day

7629

Some days things never go right
When you encounter plight after plight
At the end of the day
Everything seems grey

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7630

Some days things never go right
When you encounter plight after plight
At the end of the day
Everything seems grey
So do drugs and get high as a kite!

7631

Joe couldn’t get a girl if he tried

7632

Joe couldn’t get a girl if he tried
Although he’d searched far and wide

7633

Joe couldn’t get a girl if he tried
Although he’d searched far and wide
He’d searched under the bed

7634

Joe couldn’t get a girl if he tried
Although he’d searched far and wide
He’d searched under the bed
And had dreams in his head

7635

Joe couldn’t get a girl if he tried
Although he’d searched far and wide
He’d searched under the bed
And had dreams in his head
That he’d sooner or later get a bride

He downloaded a dating App

7636

He downloaded a dating App
And got all the uglies - what a sap

7637

He downloaded a dating App
And got all the uglies - what a sap
He kept swiping left

7638

He downloaded a dating App
And got all the uglies - what a sap
He kept swiping left
Till he felt almost bereft

7639

He downloaded a dating App
And got all the uglies - what a sap
He kept swiping left
Till he felt almost bereft
He felt so lonely, poor chap.

7640

So he went down the pub for a beer