There was a bold nudist from the states
Who had so many male mates
For she had no shame
There was a bold nudist from the states
Who had so many male mates
For she had no shame
She was not on the game
There was a bold nudist from the states
Who had so many male mates
For she had no shame
She was not on the game
And she told everyone they were “dates”
So tomorrow we are off to the coast
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So tomorrow we are off to the coast
To sit in the sun and just roast
So tomorrow we are off to the coast
To sit in the sun and just roast
Eating ice cream galore
So tomorrow we are off to the coast
To sit in the sun and just roast
Eating ice cream galore
No, too much of a bore
So tomorrow we are off to the coast
To sit in the sun and just roast
Eating ice cream galore
No, too much of a bore
Use the sun cream or end up like toast
The deck chair attendant called Mick
The deck chair attendant called Mick
Removed the poo on the beach with a stick 
he deck chair attendant called Mick
Removed the poo on the beach with a stick
A distasteful task
The deck chair attendant called Mick
Removed poo on the beach with a stick
A distasteful task
He wore a good mask
The deck chair attendant called Mick
Removed poo on the beach with a stick
A distasteful task
He wore a good mask
And chucked it away with a flick
Jane thought she was learning to poledance
Jane thought she was learning to poledance
She started by learning a sexy stance
Jane thought she was learning to poledance
She started by learning a sexy stance
But one day she slipped
Jane thought she was learning to poledance
She started by learning a sexy stance
But one day she slipped
And her knickers she ripped
Jane thought she was learning to poledance
She started by learning a sexy stance
But one day she slipped
And her knickers she ripped
So no longer was she able to prance
It’s the hottest day of the year! 
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It’s the hottest day of the year!
So I’m drinking lots of cold beer 
It’s the hottest day of the year!
So I’m drinking lots of cold beer
But it’s on the way out