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7581

There was a young man from Sudan
Who owned a battered old van

7582

The was a young man from Sudan
Who owned a battered old van
It failed itā€™s first test

7583

The was a young man from Sudan
Who owned a battered old van
It failed itā€™s first test
Which made him feel stressed

7584

There was a young man from Sudan
Who owned a battered old van
It failed itā€™s first test
Which made him feel stressed
So he battered it more with a pan

7585

I guess I must start it again

7586

I guess I must start it again
To post the last post is a pain
So iā€™ll post the third too
And between me and you
The last post can drive me insane.

7587

So off we go just one more time

7588

So off we go just one more time
Can everyone join in this rhyme?

7589

So off we go just one more time
Can everyone join in this rhyme?
Most guys are aā€™kip

7590

So off we go just one more time
Can everyone join in this rhyme?
Most guys are aā€™kip
Or round at the tip

7591

So off we go just one more time
Can everyone join in this rhyme?
Most guys are aā€™kip
Or round at the tip
Where you can take all your rubbish and mine!

7592

Now I mustnā€™t forget itā€™s my turn

7593

Now I mustnā€™t forget itā€™s my turn
But the next line Iā€™m trying to learn

7594

Now I mustnā€™t forget itā€™s my turn
But the next line Iā€™m trying to learn
My memories shot

7595

Now I mustā€™nt forget itā€™s my turn
But the next line Iā€™m trying to learn
My memories shot
Its all gone to pot

7596

Now I mustā€™nt forget itā€™s my turn
But the next line Iā€™m trying to learn
My memories shot
Its all gone to pot
And if this line doesnā€™t rhyme or scan theyā€™re all going to be cross!

7597

Is Young Maree taking the pee?

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7598

There was a bold nudist from the states

7599

There was a bold nudist from the states
Who had so many male mates

7600

Is Young Maree taking the pee?
I think so! We shall seeā€¦