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I’m going away for a week
Some summer sun to seek
By body’s beach ready
And I’m feeling quite heady
I might even do a quick streak! :laughing:

The head of my hammer’s dropped off

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The head of my hammer’s dropped off
Who am I to just stand here and scoff

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The head of my hammer’s dropped off
Who am I to just stand here and scoff
And it fell on my toe

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The head of my hammer’s dropped off
Who am I to just stand here and scoff
And it fell on my toe
More of Mups tales of woe

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The head of my hammer’s dropped off
Who am I to just stand here and scoff
And it fell on my toe
More of Mups tales of woe
Then go Buy a new one . Cough cough. :hammer: :wink:

My poor old car needs a new tyre

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My poor old car needs a new tyre
But the cost of it made me perspire

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My poor old car needs a new tyre
But the cost of it made me perspire
Will have to look for a cheap one

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My poor old car needs a new tyre
But the cost of it made me perspire
Will have to look for a cheap one
That doesn’t sound like much fun

7569

My poor old car needs a new tyre
But the cost of it made me perspire
Will have to look for a cheap one
That doesn’t sound like much fun
But the wallet state is quite dire.

A heatwave is forecast this week

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A heatwave is forecast this week
A nice beach is what I will seek

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A heatwave is forecast this week
A nice beach is what I will seek
But 31c?

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A heatwave is forecast this week
A nice beach is what I will seek
But 31c?
Is too high for me

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A heatwave is forecast this week
A nice beach is what I will seek
But 31c?
Is too high for me
I’ll just open my shutters and peek.

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Firefighters will be busy again

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Firefighters will be busy again
Especially if you live in Spain

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Firefighters will be busy again
Especially if you live in Spain
Many trees will be gone

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Firefighters will be busy again
Especially if you live in Spain
Many trees will be gone
More land to build on

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Firefighters will be busy again
Especially if you live in Spain
Many trees will be gone
More land to build on
All overpriced and that’s a real pain

7579

You forgot something , EZ? :smiley:

7580

Oops! So I did–

There was a young man from Sudan