I reckon the aye’s have just sneaked it
It’s a yes from, the old git
Well, you can’t argue with that
But don’t forget to add VAT
I reckon the aye’s have just sneaked it
It’s a yes from me, the old git
Well, you can’t argue with that
But don’t forget to add VAT
‘bout as funny as popping a zit.
A limerick should flow like a stream
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A limerick should flow like a stream
Oft ribald, but not too extreme
A limerick should flow like a stream
Oft ribald, but not too extreme
With a regular beat
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A limerick should flow like a stream
Oft ribald, but not too extreme
D’you mean like a wee?
A limerick should flow like a stream
Oft ribald, but not too extreme
With a regular beat
Anapestic is neat
A limerick should flow like a stream
Oft ribald, but not too extreme
With a regular beat
Anapestic is neat
And like a clock tick, it would seem.
Someone has nicked my best spanner
Someone has nicked my best spanner
Bet it was him, from up at the Manor
Someone has nicked my best spanner
Bet it was him, from up at the Manor
He’s not to be trusted
Someone has nicked my best spanner
Bet it was him, from up at the Manor
He’s not to be trusted
After Stanley he’s lusted ! 
Someone has nicked my best spanner
Bet it was him, from up at the Manor
He’s not to be trusted
After Stanley he’s lusted !
Daresay he’ll end up in the slammer 
A new week is about to begin
A new week is about to begin
Hay fever sufferer? best stay in
A new week is about to begin
Hay fever sufferer? best stay in
With nose always runny
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A new week is about to begin
Hay fever sufferer? best stay in
With nose always runny
I’ll hide in the dunny
A new week is about to begin
Hay fever sufferer? best stay in
With nose always runny
I’ll hide in the dunny
On these summer days? It’s a sin!
I’m going away for a week
I’m going away for a week
Some summer sun to seek
I’m going away for a week
Some summer sun to seek
My body’s beach ready
I’m going away for a week
Some summer sun to seek
By body’s beach ready
And I’m feeling quite heady