Limericks. (New)

[EZ_Rider]

My mower is needing some oil
And possibly a new coil
That could cost a packet

[ruthio]

My mower is needing some oil
And possibly a new coil
That could cost a packet
I’d rather buy a new jacket

[Mups]

My mower is needing some oil
And possibly a new coil
That could cost a packet
I’d rather buy a new jacket
But can’t let my nice lawn spoil.

As the sun is going to bed

[ruthio]

As the sun is going to bed
I’m cooking eggie bread

[Judd]

As the sun is going to bed
I’m cooking eggie bread
That’ll lay heavy in your tum

[Mups]

As the sun is going to bed
I’m cooking eggie bread
“That’ll lay heavy in your tum”
So said my Mum

[EZ_Rider]

As the sun is going to bed
I’m cooking eggie bread
“That’ll lay heavy in your tum”
So said my Mum
Why not have porridge instead.

[EZ_Rider]

I fancy eggs bacon and toast

[Tezza]

I fancy eggs bacon and toast
That’s a mouth watering post

[Last_Tango]

I fancy eggs bacon and toast
That’s a mouth watering post
Washed down with a brew

[Maree]

I fancy eggs bacon and toast
That’s a mouth watering post
Washed down with a brew
I’ll shout “that’ll do!”

[EZ_Rider]

I fancy eggs bacon and toast
That’s a mouth watering post
Washed down with a brew
I’ll shout “That’ll do!”
Let’s do it and I’ll be the host.

[EZ_Rider]

Can we try to do this every day?

[ruthio]

Can we try to do this every day?
We certainly can, it’s a great way to play

[EZ_Rider]

Can we try to do this every day?
We certainly can, it’s a great way to play
I hope we don’t bore

[Mups]

Can we try to do this every day?
We certainly can, it’s a great way to play
I hope we don’t bore
Or it becomes another chore

[EZ_Rider]

Can we try to do this every day?
We certainly can. it’s a great way to play
I hope we don’t bore
Or it becomes another chore
Let’s just vote on it aye or nay.

[EZ_Rider]

I reckon the aye’s have just sneaked it

[Tezza]

I reckon the aye’s have just sneaked it
It’s a yes from me, the old git

[Judd]

I reckon the aye’s have just sneaked it
It’s a yes from me, the old git
Well, you can’t argue with that