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When Mabel went to the chippy
She was wearing her favourite lippy
As she started to pout

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When Mabel went to the chippy
She was wearing her favourite lippy
As she started to pout
Her teeth dropped out

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When Mabel went to the chippy
She was wearing her favourite lippy
As she started to pout
Her teeth dropped out
Which made her look a bit drippy

She settled on sausage and chips

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She settled on sausage and chips
Which immediately goes to the hips

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She settled on sausage and chips
Which immediately goes to the hips
She’ll have a fat butt

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She settled on sausage and chips
Which immediately goes to the hips
She’ll have a fat butt
Which’ll wobble as she struts

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Maree

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She settled on sausage and chips
Which immediately goes to the hips
She’ll have a fat butt
Which’ll wobble as she struts
So I gave her some slimming tips.

I’m booking my annual leave

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I’m booking my annual leave
With full pay, would you believe

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I’m booking my annual leave
With full pay, would you believe
A trip to a resort in Spain?

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I’m booking my annual leave
With full pay, would you believe
A trip to a resort in Spain?
Where it only rains on the plain?

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I’m booking my annual leave
With full pay, would you believe
A trip to a resort in Spain?
Where it only rains on the plain?
You believe that? Don’t be naive

Typical, my passport’s expired

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Typical, my passport’s expired
Just when I’m packed, and suitably attired

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Typical, my passport’s expired
Just when I’m packed, and suitably attired
A need to re-think … Blackpool?

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Typical, my passport’s expired
Just when I’m packed, and suitably attired
A need to re-think … Blackpool
The donkeys are there, but that’s cruel

(This limerick’s flippin’ useless!) :thinking:

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Typical, my passport’s expired
Just when I’m packed, and suitably attired
A need to re-think … Blackpool
The donkeys are there, but that’s cruel
Useless? It’s just a rhyme that’s required

Off to Blackpool it is

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Off to Blackpool it is
I hope it’s full of fun and fizz

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Off to Blackpool it is
I hope it’s full of fun and fizz
A huge stick of rock

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I hope it’s full of fun and fizz
A huge stick of rock
And my best summer frock

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Off to Blackpool it is
I hope it’s full of fun and fizz
A huge stick of rock
And my best summer frock
And I’ll really be doing the bizz :partying_face:

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Ruthio missed starting the Lim
I guess she thought “Leave it to him”

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