Ruthio missed starting the Lim
I guess she thought “Leave it to him”
Or she’s off out to a party
And looking quite tarty
When usually she’s looking quite prim.
It’s looking like me once again
It’s looking like me once again
It might drive me to taking cocaine
It’s looking like me once again
It might drive me to taking cocaine
It’s not quite that bad
It’s looking like me once again
It might drive me to taking cocaine
It’s not quite that bad
No need to feel sad
It’s looking like me once again
It might drive me to taking cocaine
It’s not quite that bad
No need to feel sad
I’ll just go and stand in the rain.
I’ll say nite nite cos I’m off to my bed
I’ll say nite nite cos I’m off to my bed
Same as me so enough said
I’ll say nite nite cos I’m off to my bed
Same as me so enough said
I shall sleep well tonight
I’ll say nite nite cos I’m off to my bed
Same as me so enough said
I shall sleep well tonight
But just turn off the light
I’ll say nite nite cos I’m off to my bed
Same as me so enough said
I shall sleep well tonight
But just turn off the light
Plump the pillow, and then rest my head.
Bert bought his dog a big bone
Bert bought his dog a big bone
He sat there and ate it all alone 
Bert bought his dog a big bone
He sat there and ate it all alone
By gum it was good
Bert bought his dog a big bone
He sat there and ate it all alone
By gum it was good
Tasted just as it should
What is came from was unknown.
(Thought I’d best finish that one)
There once was a man from St. Just
There once was a man from St. Just
Who said voting for Boris is a must!
There once was a man from St. Just
Who said voting for Boris is a must!
But just as we’ve seen
There once was a man from St. Just
Who said voting for Boris is a must!
But just as we’ve seen
He maybe a has-been
There once was a man from St. Just
Who said voting for Boris is a must!
But just as we’ve seen
He maybe a has-been
Who seems all waffle and lust. 
It’s bangers and mash for tea
It’s bangers and mash for tea
We had that yesterdeey 
It’s bangers and mash for tea
More bangers than mash for me