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7801

It’s bangers and mash for tea
More bangers than mash for me
Do you want veg or baked beans?

7802

It’s bangers and mash for tea
More bangers than mash for me
Do you want veg or baked beans
I’ve loved beans since my teens

7803

It’s bangers and mash for tea
More bangers than mash for me
Do you want veg or baked beans
I’ve loved beans since my teens
Then I’ve done enough now to feed three.

I should have been tucked up in bed

7804

I should have been tucked up in bed
With my new sleeping cap on my head

7805

I should have been tucked up in bed
With my new sleeping cap on my head
But I’m still wide awake :weary:

7806

I should have been tucked up in bed
With my new sleeping cap on my head
But I’m still wide awake
And fancy a Flake

7807

I should have been tucked up in bed
With my new sleeping cap on my head
But I’m still wide awake
And fancy a Flake
So I’ll just go back downstairs instead

When downstairs, I heard a dull thud

7808

When downstairs I heard a dull thud
Was it a missile, the one they call SCUD?

7809

When downstairs I heard a dull thud
Was it a missile, the one they call SCUD?
Or was it a ghost

7810

When downstairs I heard a dull thud
Was it a missile, the one they call SCUD?
Or was it a ghost
Which one d’you fear most?

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7811

When downstairs I heard a dull thud
Was it a missile, the one they call SCUD?
Or was it a ghost
Which one d’you fear most?
The dud that landed on Judd!

7812

Poor Judd got a bump on the head

7813

Poor Judd got a bump on the head
With an ice pack, he layed on the bed

7814

Poor Judd got a bump on the head
With an ice pack, he layed on the bed
He began to dream…

7815

Poor Judd got a bump on the head
With an ice pack, he layed on the bed
He began to dream…
Then started to scream

7816

Poor Judd got a bump on the head
With an ice pack, he layed on the bed
He began to dream…
Then started to scream
When he woke he thought he was dead.

7817

He thought “Wow! what a relief”

7818

He thought “Wow! What a relief”
As he reached for the glass with his teeth

7819

He thought “Wow! What a relief”
As he reached for the glass with his teeth
The cat got there first

7820

He thought “Wow! What a relief”
As he reached for the glass with his teeth
The cat got there first
She had a helluva thirst :cat2: