He thought “Wow! What a relief”
As he reached for the glass with his teeth
The cat got there first
She had a helluva thirst
And lapped up the lot - good grief!
We have some heatwaves forecast
We have some heatwaves forecast
Makes a change from the icy blast
We have some heatwaves forecast
Makes a change from the icy blast
I’ll dig out my shorts
We have some heatwaves forecast
Makes a change from the icy blast
I’ll dig out my shorts
And flip-flops of course
We have some heatwaves forecast
Makes a change from the icy blast
I’ll dig out my shorts
And flip-flops of course
While my thermals I hopefully cast
Poor Bo Jo has hit skid row
Poor Bo Jo has hit skid row
The herd decided he had to go 
Poor Bo Jo has hit skid row
The herd decided he had to go
That’s it I’m glad to say
Poor Bo Jo has hit skid row
The herd decided he had to go
That’s it I’m glad to say
He will soon have to go away
Poor Bo Jo has hit skid row
The herd decided he had to go
That’s it I’m glad to say
He will soon have to go away
But he could soon come back, you know
It’s far too hot for me today
It’s far too hot for me today
So I’m cool inside watching Djokovic play 
It’s far too hot for me today
So I’m cool inside watching Djokovic play
Well it looks like he’s won
It’s far too hot for me today
So I’m cool inside watching Djokovic play
Well it looks like he’s won
And the game’s all done
It’s far too hot for me today
So I’m cool inside watching Djokovic play
Well it looks like he’s won
And the game’s all done
And we all applaud Hip Hip Hurray!! 
I’m fed up with naked trolls on here
I’m fed up with naked trolls on here
Sit down, calm down and sup your beer
I’m fed up with naked trolls on here
Sit down, calm down and sup your beer
Are they members come back?
I’m fed up with naked trolls on here
Sit down, stay calm and sup your beer
Are they members come back?
With their decency they lack?
I’m fed up with naked trolls on here
Sit down, stay calm and sup your beer
Are they members come back?
With their decency they lack
I wish they’d just disappear.
Another fiercely hot day today
Another fiercely hot day today
Pilates? Not me, I’m staying away
Another fiercely hot day today
Pilates? Not me, I’m staying away
I’m staying indoors