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Another fiercely hot day today
Pilates? Not me, I’m staying away
I’m staying indoors
And very few chores

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Another fiercely hot day today
Pilates? Not me, I’m staying away
I’m staying indoors
And very few chores
And then I should feel OK.

Time to start getting the tea

7843

Time to start getting the tea
Quiche and salad for me

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Time to start getting the tea
Quiche and salad for me
Too hot for curry

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Time to start getting the tea
Quiche and salad for me
Too hot for curry
It sure is in Surrey

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Time to start getting the tea
Quiche and salad for me
Too hot for curry
It sure is in Surrey
Have some Ice cream on me.

A shower, and then off to bed

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7847

A shower, and then off to bed
Alone, or shall I seduce Fred?

7848

A shower, and then off to bed
Alone, or shall I seduce Fred?
He won’t stand a chance

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A shower, and then off to bed
Alone, or shall I seduce Fred?
He won’t stand a chance
Once you put him in a trance

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A shower, and then off to bed
Alone, or shall I seduce Fred?
He won’t stand a chance
Once you put him in a trance
It’s to flipping hot, nuff said?

Poor Fred broke out in a sweat

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Poor Fred broke out in a sweat
When he realised he’d lost the bet

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Poor Fred broke out in a sweat
When he realised he’d lost the bet
He had nothing left

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Poor Fred broke out in a sweat
When he realised he’d lost the bet
He had nothing left
Poor Fred felt bereft

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Poor Fred broke out in a sweat
When he realised he’d lost the bet
He had nothing left
Poor Fred felt bereft
And now he was deeply in debt.

The heavies might come after him

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The heavies might come after him
And broken knee caps are grim

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The heavies might come after him
And broken knee caps are grim
He’d best scarper quick

7857

The heavies might come after him
And broken knee caps are grim
He’d best scarper quick
I’m feeling a bit sick :mask:

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The heavies might come after him
And broken knee caps are grim
He’d best scarper quick
I’m feeling a bit sick :mask:
Cos it looks like his chances are slim.

If only he’d listened to his ma

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If only he’d listened to his ma
And left the money in the jar

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If only he’d listened to his ma
And left the money in the jar
He just never learns