If only he’d listened to his ma
And left the money in the jar
He just never learns
As for money he yearns
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If only he’d listened to his ma
And left the money in the jar
He just never learns
As for money he yearns
Then spends most of it at the bar!
Fred was just getting into the shower
Fred was just getting into the shower
When suddenly the water stopped ~ no power!
Fred was just getting into the shower
When suddenly the water stopped ~ no power!
Stood there in the nude
Fred was just getting into the shower
When suddenly the water stopped ~ no power!
Stood there in the nude
His language was crude
Fred was just getting into the shower
When suddenly the water stopped - no power!
Stood there in the nude
His language was crude
But it was only off for an hour
Poor Fred could not wait that long
Poor Fred could not wait that long
And he was beginning to pong
Poor Fred could not wait that long
And he was beginning to pong
So he turned on the hose
Poor Fred could not wait that long
And he was beginning to pong
So he turned on the hose
But it shot up his nose
Poor Fred could not wait that long
And he was beginning to pong
So he turned on the hose
But it shot up his nose
And blew him across to Honk Kong.
It’s a bit of a job keeping cool
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It’s a bit of a job keeping cool
What I need is a some shade and a pool
It’s a bit of a job keeping cool
What I need is some shade and a pool
Maybe a large ice cream too
It’s a bit of a job keeping cool
What I need is some shade and a pool
Maybe a large ice cream too
Shall I get one for you?
It’s a bit of a job keeping cool
What I need is some shade and a pool
Maybe a large ice cream too
Shall I get one for you?
Great idea! In fact get me two.
Don’t forget the next one, EZ. 
Don’t forget the next one, E.Zee
Or on your head it will be 
Don’t forget the next one, E.Zee
Or on your head it will be
He’s having a think
Don’t forget the next one, E.Zee
Or on your head it will be
He’s having a think
Hope it won’t stink
Don’t forget the next one, E.Zee
Or on your head it will be
He’s having a think
Hope it won’t stink
and all will end happily!
Once upon a time in the East