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Once upon a time in the East
There lived a huge furry beast

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Once upon a time in the East
There lived a huge furry beast
with claws so sharp

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Once upon a time in the East
There lived a huge furry beast
with claws so sharp
It hooked a big Carp

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Once upon a time in the East
There lived a huge furry beast
with claws so sharp
It hooked a big Carp
And fried it with garlic as a feast

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Once upon a time in the South

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Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth

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Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth
He travelled each week

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Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth
He travelled each week
just to kiss her cheek

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Once upon a time in the South
A man loved a lady from Louth
He travelled each week
just to kiss her cheek
He just didn’t fancy her mouth :lips:

Once upon a time in the West

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Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest

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Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest
EZ strained his sprouts

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Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest
EZ strained his sprouts
Of that have no doubts

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Once upon a time in the West
Where most men wear a string vest
EZ strained his sprouts
Of that have no doubts,
then added some strong lemon zest

Walking on the moors in the North

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Walking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth

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Walking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth
Shouting och aye the noo

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Waking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth
Shouting och aye the noo
You know, like you do

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[quote=“EZ_Rider, post:7896, topic:58188, full:true”]
Waking on the moors in the North
I was wishing it was Mawgan Porth
Shouting och aye the noo
You know, like you do
Especially on the Firth of Forth

The doctor said how do you feel

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The Doctor said How do you feel
I said If only these bruises would heal

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The Doctor said How do you feel
I said If only these bruises would heal
Doc said oh dear

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The Doctor said How do you feel
I said If only these bruises would heal
Doc said oh dear
The reason is clear