Henry is in his 40s.
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Does anyone know if he prefered āUprightā cleaners?
ā¦You lot are cracking Me upā¦The silly Man will never hear the end of it.
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So we had a gay Vicar, in fishnets, having it away with a male hoover, (with or without itās consent), who was spotted by a passer-by.
I must ask, if any of us had seen the local Vicar getting himself all of a frenzy like this, what might you have done? 
Is he gay? I thought he was married and his wife died? Not that prices anything, of course
Sorry Maree, I thought someone said earlier in this thread that he was gay. Apologies if heās not.
What I would like to know though, is he had to pay Ā£800+ to the court, and anotehr Ā£200 compensation to the victim! I wonder what Henry spent it on? 
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He wasnāt a Vicar at the time - he used to be a Vicar but had retired.
āJPs heard Jeffs committed the sex act while working as a pastoral manager at Christian faith-based group, Parents Talking Aspergerās.
The court heard he was in his office at The Baptist Centre in Middleton Cheney in September 2020 when he was seen by an eyewitness.
That witness walked past his office and said they saw Jeffs wearing nothing but a pair of ladiesā stockings.
The court heard he was āstanding between two dark chairs, thrusting into a Henry Hooverā.
Jeffs, who has an otherwise clean record, was given an 18-month community order. He must sign on as a sex offender.
He was also ordered to pay Ā£845 in court costs and Ā£200 in compensation to the victim who witnessed the sex act.
In mitigation, Jeffs was said to still be coming to terms with the loss of his wife at a young age and was in āa lot of painā because he was ignoring his health and his diabetes was not medicated.
The magistrate said: āWhy you thought it best to bring this matter to trial, I have no idea.ā
If I had been the witness walking past his office door, I think I would have averted my eyes and walked quickly past!
I wouldnāt have stayed long enough to need Ā£200 Compensation for what I witnessed!
I may have reported the incident to whoever was in charge of the organisation but I donāt think I would have reported it to the police.
I think his sentence was a bit harsh - even the Magistrate thought it shouldnāt have ended up in Court.
If Iād been employing him, either as a Volunteer or in paid employment, I would have offered him the choice of resigning or facing a disciplinary hearing - it was very inappropriate to be acting out his fantasies in the office of a public building, where he knew people would be turning up to attend a meeting.
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I would have admonished him for abuse/misuse of Church property after I had pulled the plug on him.
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Back to the OP ā But why sick? Strange certainly, but sick? What I would call sick were the Magdalene asylums / laundries and abuse of kids by Roman Catholic priests and nuns. This guy was just sad. It was an awful thing to rat him out.
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I wouldnāt. Iād have turned it on full power and watched his tackle take an unplanned journey all the way up the hose!
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I imagine the person who saw him wasnāt really concerned about his welfare at that time, more likely their own. It isnāt the kind of thing you could calmly say āOh, Iām so sorry, Iāll come back laterā while backing out of the door.
Point taken. 
I would tell you all a vacuum joke but they always suckā¦
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Deep thought of the day
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner
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Ā£200 a throw! Iāll witness henry shaggings all day long for that. Itās not that Iām particularly interested of course ā¦
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This can cause severe prolapse of the bladder - one guy, in America, saw his bladder hanging out of himself after getting too passionate with his Hoover.
Oh man!
I was just thinking about breakfast but Iāve suddenly lost my appetite.
Canāt imagine why 
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Same hereā¦ 
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Annie, l donāt think this particular Henry could have been 40! Or he might have electrocuted the vicar and then heād have been up for murder!
No, lād say this was one of his many grandkids who must be under 16!
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