so no basket Harbie, how do you manage your bits and bobs.
Never implied you were and old 
pastbydated ā¦ 
p.s Rawā¦do you normally use Cooked ones thenā¦
It makes no difference. The people walking towards you are fine, they see you coming. Itās the ones you approach from behind who are the problem. Most walkers seem to have earphones in; presumably listening to music. You could blast them with a fog horn and they would still be oblivious to you. You have to squeeze round them, and when they see you out of the corner of their eye, they usuall jump out of their skin.
Excellant Adviseā¦ Trixie Knucklesā¦we had a loud fog horn attached to the vehicle battery at one timeā¦was fun at 1stā¦the portable flashing light we used got used just once as wellā¦had that confiscatedā¦
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I have bags on a rack over the rear wheel. A basket would not go with my tearaway image. 
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I had an american police siren on my bike as a teenagerā¦it didnāt last long thanks to the neighbours 
I was only trying to be realistic like off the tellyā¦10pm isnāt THAT late for goodness sake. 
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Can really imagine that, very funny, you hooleyguneeā¦Trixie
I was the perfect child growing upā¦ 
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Iām sure you were Dianneā¦
You are quite lovely so you must have been a sweet child.
I was sweet too, I thinkā¦until someone nicked my siren! 
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So what is a tear away imageā¦something like P J Probyās trousers stage drama?
Just saying, I did not get expelled on purpose, another personās fault not mine at allā¦Yes Trixie I was the sweetest.
Tops as a Netball Shooterā¦Truant obsessed famed pupil in the school almostā¦
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Back on topic ā¦
Well Iām sorry Harbal but Iām afraid that climbing trees at a ācertain ageā doesnāt make one appear immature ā¦ more like senile.
One needs to be a rebel! And go skinny dipping.
Or you like cycling? Cycle in the nudeā¦ or wearing designer thermal undies (freshly laundered so as not to give old men a bad name about personal hygiene).
Indeed ā¦ you could cycle in your thermals through graveyards and take some snaps to add to your rather good Graveyards thread.
You could become a social media celeb.
Thatās not really my style, Morticia. In fact, if I did it, it would be severely lacking in style.
No, Foxy is your man for that, although he would probably prefer to remain on foot.
If I were to do all you suggest, I would more likely become a celebrity down at the police station.
Back on topic: My best tip for growing old is donāt die. Everything else just sorta happens. 
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Top tip Danny 
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You can take your Tips and stuff emā¦ 
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Why do you need tips for growing old? It just happens, rather like the sun rising each day except with a use by date.
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Thatās true.It should be tips for staying alive.
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I havenāt climbed a tree for years but I came across a rope swing across a stream last week and had a pretty good swing on that.
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I did the soft shoe shuffle through loads of leaves on the pavement this morning when I went for milk.
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