Don’t worry about the condom then, let’s just get on with it.
Would you mind awfully if I kept my socks on ?
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Plus I suffer from Athletes Foot.
That actually happened to me…only the one time, I might add! 
Gosh!
I’m not entirely sure how to respond?
But yes, socks are not particularly romantic things to say the very least!
Well mine aren’t anyway…
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I brought my wife. Are you up for a threesome?
Have you let the Lord into your life?
I need to take a dump first.
… and my sandals.
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Socks yes Sandals yes also but hey surely the Sock Garters are the most turn off thing to look at whilst gettting it on,
I’ve only ever seen those on old films…
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Yes, this is a gun in my pocket, but I’m also pleased to see you! 
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Ok if I bring my Mum along ?
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She’s in this Urn …
Ooops!
I’ve just spilled some of her all over your starter, shall I send it back or are you okay…
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That reminds me of an old Spike Milligan spoof advert for ‘Threadgold’s Thoroughgrip Garterettes’. 
Even bigger passion killer 
My Mum said I have to be home by 9pm
Look, but don’t touch me!
How can I prevent constipation?