I hope you don’t mind paying because I only have $20 and it’s for my weed.
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“Let’s talk about the mating call of the Patagonian tree frog!”
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That would do it. lol
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I’d love a great big white wedding
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Now you’ve captured my interest!
Please tell me more about the Patagonian tree frog …
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It’s Patagonian!
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Hi
I was hoping that you were better at sex than your sister
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I was once abducted by aliens.
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I hope any kids we have will grow up to be as beautiful as your Mum.
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My wife agreed to an open relationship…
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Your mom sure is hot!
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Oh you have a cat…I hate cats…if we get serious it will have to go.
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Are you any good at ironing?
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If I show you something will you promise not to laugh.
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So your photo was airbrushed then.
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My last girlfriend was a brilliant cook…,
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Blimey gal, you look worse than my woman at home! Were you born like that or did you work at it? Anyway, brace yerself.
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I’ve been married before, four times actually. All the wives died in an accident. Guess I’m just a tad unlucky! 
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I can’t wait for my mum to meet you
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Older guy meets much younger girl…
“Where have you been all my life…” he spills out.
“Well, for the first 20 years, I wasn’t even born…” she exclaimed…
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