Ruin A Date In One Sentence

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Have you ever thought of using deodorant ?

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So you are saying chlamydia isn’t a type of flower …

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23

This would be a good day to let Jesus into your heart.

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Your Bum looks big in that!

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OO00ooo …my kind of lassie then :grin:

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Is it in yet… :icon_confused:

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How’s yer EggMc muffin…back in a mo, I’m just off for a slash.

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I recently became a member of Los Zetas.

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My Mum said I have to be home by 9pm

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I’m on the run from the police.

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I’m out on licence

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And to think I was looking forward to this.

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My eight children need a Dad

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34

Wake me up after the pudding.

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you look like my mum

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I have to be home at 7pm because mum puts my dinner on the table precisely at seven o’clock

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I’m considering joining ISIS.

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Will you be my alibi if I nip out for an hour?

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I’m good in bed, that’s why I charge by the hour.

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My wife never darns my socks, will you do it?

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