Ruin A Date In One Sentence

You’ll eat what I’ll tell you to eat.

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Don’t touch what you can’t afford :smiley:

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Would you believe it, I’ve forgotten my wallet.

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we love you so much, Mum wants you to have the ironing board, the family sock darning kit, and many other heirlooms.

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actually i do prefer fat girls…

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That reminds me of what my ex-girl/boyfriend/BH used to do/say.

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Mum has ordered us a table for three.

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Can I have your sausage if you don’t want it?

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I support Manchester United

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Hi, my pronouns are…

I voted for Trump

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Smile, baby.

Your mouthwash aint makin’ it.

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I’ll walk you to the bus stop.

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Could you please hide this gun for me?

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I accidentally texted my ex throughout the entire date, reminiscing about the good times we had together.

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I didn’t leave enough money on the bedside cabinet.

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Do you want to go trainspotting?

next time we could go fishing…

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