You’ll eat what I’ll tell you to eat.
Don’t touch what you can’t afford
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Would you believe it, I’ve forgotten my wallet.
we love you so much, Mum wants you to have the ironing board, the family sock darning kit, and many other heirlooms.
actually i do prefer fat girls…
That reminds me of what my ex-girl/boyfriend/BH used to do/say.
Mum has ordered us a table for three.
Can I have your sausage if you don’t want it?
I support Manchester United
Hi, my pronouns are…
I voted for Trump
Smile, baby.
Your mouthwash aint makin’ it.
I’ll walk you to the bus stop.
Could you please hide this gun for me?
I accidentally texted my ex throughout the entire date, reminiscing about the good times we had together.
I didn’t leave enough money on the bedside cabinet.
Do you want to go trainspotting?
next time we could go fishing…