“I’ve forgotten my wallet”
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Yes, I use filtered pictures on my profile.
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I’ve got handcuffs, but I’m not in the police! 
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Can I finish off your pudding?
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if your not eating that fat, can i have it?
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Do you have a lice comb I can borrow?
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I can only stay half an hour, I need to put my mother to bed.
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Blimey!
You don’t look anything like your avatar on OFC.
Was it an old picture?
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I got these false teeth when Grandad died.
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Any idea what causes Pruritis?
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Your sisters Fit!!
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Even Viagra does’nt work for me! 
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Is your Mum a widow?
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Can you make proper porridge?
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would you like to see my stamp collection?
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“Aww, what a nice rottweiler you have there…do you think he would get along well with my pet cobra?” 
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Do you always put that much sugar in your coffee ?
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Bagsy I get the top bunk!! 
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Have you ever considered plastic surgery?
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