Ruin A Date In One Sentence

Do you own a dog? I can smell wet fur.

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Do you have anything for Pruritis?

She’ll have the salad :green_salad:

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My pacemaker is starting to fail

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I like the erotic versions of Beauty And The Beast

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I think you’ve got it wrong mate, that could be a winner, dropped into conversation, at an appropriate time of course :wink::+1:

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Gothic energy pulsating accross a low lit restaurant table as we clutch an artic roll

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Is that an armed response team just pulled up outside?