Ruin A Date In One Sentence

General Chat Games
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Do you own a dog? I can smell wet fur.

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102

Do you have anything for Pruritis?

103

She’ll have the salad :green_salad:

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104

My pacemaker is starting to fail

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105

I like the erotic versions of Beauty And The Beast

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106

I think you’ve got it wrong mate, that could be a winner, dropped into conversation, at an appropriate time of course :wink::+1:

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107

Gothic energy pulsating accross a low lit restaurant table as we clutch an artic roll

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108

Is that an armed response team just pulled up outside?

109

Is your Mum a bit of a goer? Know what I mean? nudge nudge wink wink.

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110

Hello. I’m sorry I’m late but the waiting list at the GU clinic was horrendous😁

111

So when was that Gastric Band fitted?

112

Wow, you’re much better looking when I take my glasses off.