Ruin A Date In One Sentence

General Chat Games
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Do you own a dog? I can smell wet fur.

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102

Do you have anything for Pruritis?

103

She’ll have the salad :green_salad:

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104

My pacemaker is starting to fail

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105

I like the erotic versions of Beauty And The Beast

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106

I think you’ve got it wrong mate, that could be a winner, dropped into conversation, at an appropriate time of course :wink::+1:

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107

Gothic energy pulsating accross a low lit restaurant table as we clutch an artic roll

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108

Is that an armed response team just pulled up outside?

109

Is your Mum a bit of a goer? Know what I mean? nudge nudge wink wink.

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110

Hello. I’m sorry I’m late but the waiting list at the GU clinic was horrendous😁

111

So when was that Gastric Band fitted?

112

Wow, you’re much better looking when I take my glasses off.

113

Before we order… do you perform, or not?

114

Her :point_right: if you were a gentleman, you wouldn’t allow me to do this. Him :point_right: Oh, is that so, then if you were a lady you wouldn’t talk with your mouth full :grin:

115

I’m sorry but I can’t take you to dinner for the next few days cos the paralympics is on tv for the next few days and nights.

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Oh bugger! I’ve forgotten to bring my Viagra tablets with me! :anguished: :frowning_with_open_mouth:

117

I can’t stay long, the miss should be home in 30 minutes.

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118

Sorry about the scratching. I forgot to bring my fungal infection cream.

119

Shall I use a condom or shall we take a chance?

120

Have I mentioned I must spend my weekends in jail for another year?

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