ah yes !! a beam me up scope
OK Iāll be the fall guy for this one - that is a modern version of an alarm clock heh???
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erhmm just a mo ? - I remember goin on many caravan hols in UK years ago before mobile phones ; no tvās may have had a portable radio and that was it ?? - we went for the fun of being away from normality for a while ?? - even you spittie would remember those days??
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We never did Holidays bret, circumstances and all that!
oopa thought you said circumcisions and all just for a minute!!
Thatās no skin off my nose!
thought ya lost all ya skin with that jackhammer action years ago??
Iāve heard that caravanin is havin a bit of a downfall in the UK especially on the steep hills??
I sincerely hope so, want a bit of peace and quiet, the more Brits that bugger back off to Majorca during the summer the better!!
Bought the unbreakable dinner set for the Moho
And one of these to compliment the onboard cooker, and the external electric induction hob
I have to get a connecting hose made for the barbeque, but the guy at the caravan shop ask what the fitting was on the van because there are two types, I didnāt want to guess and get it wrong so I came home and photographed it so I can go back and make sure I get the right one
The monitored Tracker is now being fitted along with hardwiring the dashcam, not long now, the tele and internet connection to sort out next
you havenāt sunk to plastic crockery have ya spittie??
all the stuff and you will be having take aways
I know max, we have to cover all bases, just in case.
ya mean just in case Prince william calls in wiv his kids like?
or in case Mrs Spitty says we are having a night in
eefin hell just get in the wagon and take off and h ave some fun ffs!!
Excuse me, only extreme youngsters can have āfunā when its pitch black and pi55ing down 
ya mean ya losin ya touch ? - how about the missus - oh feck havenāt lost her again have ya???
I keep tellen ya not to buy these expensive hobbies that ya canāt maintain dunni?