I’m much like you with milk, Foxy.
If you have cereals for brekkie, and a few cups of tea/coffee, plus sometimes a hot drink at bedtime, it’s soon gone.
you did say perverse. do you know what you post? read post no 32
What do you mean?
Lots of people prefer to do their own shopping, and have a look around and perhaps a coffee even.
Why do you consider that ‘perverse?’
Okay, it isn’t perverse, but I do find the concept of enjoying shopping odd.
It’s not my favourite day out either, but maybe for some, it’s the only excursion they get. 
Well I wouldn’t want to offend those people by telling them they are perverse, or even odd.
I take back my comment about its being perverse. 
Good man. 
Grocery shopping is the only way I’ll get out for the next month anyway, maybe even longer.
Don’t mention it.
Nooooooooo, don’t take it back Harbal…
Tell it like it is…I appreciate your honesty, and when I looked up the definition of ‘Perverse’ Mrs Fox agreed with you and said that it described me to a tee…
Definitely no offence taken…
And Yep! South Yorkshire born and bread, hence the lack of edjucation…
You’ve put me in a rather awkward spot, Foxy. I have told Mups that I take it back, and she has congratulated me on my decision. I can hardly tell her that I’ve changed my mind. Yet neither do I want to disappoint you. Perhaps if we could come up with a reason for calling you perverse, other than for your shopping, we might possibly be able to get round the problem. So what else do you like doing that is perverse?
Foxy? Deliberibately obstinate and unreasonable? Never!
Though I suppose in all fairness, Mrs. Fox is more qualified to tell us really.
Personally, I think most men are obstinate when the mood takes them.
I had better scram.
BTW, my online groceries have just arrived - honestly. 
Food shopping has become a major part of our lives since retirement. We also like to be on the lookout for a cheap lunch … with somewhere to sit.
There’s always a new place with something a bit different. Bargains to be found: for example there are street market stalls that give away loads of good fruit & veg at the end of their day, about 4 ish.
Foxy’s got his hobbies.
If at least one of them is perverse, were in business.
I think he does naked Wednesdays … oops sorry… Jessica days. 
Bloody hell! I live alone and buy a three litre bottle of milk which lasts me four days, one pint is just a sip.
Even the best jokes have limited mileage, you know.
I take very small sips.