The weekend was fab, or should have been
I asked my mates round, but they weren’t that keen
Although I promised not to cough
The weekend was fab, or should have been
I asked my mates round, but they weren’t that keen
Although I promised not to cough
And supply lots of beer to quaff
The weekend was fab, or should have been
I asked my mates round, but they weren’t that keen
Although I promised not to cough
And supply lots of beer to quaff
They all disappeaared and haven’t been seen.
So I sat in the garden, all on my own
So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?
So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?
With social distancing being dictated
So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?
With social distancing being dictated
My plans have quickly become outdated
So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?
With social distancing being dictated
My plans have quickly become outdated
Anyone fancy an ice cream cone?
Can I manage this lot on my own?
Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone
Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone
I’ll throw them away
Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone
I’ll throw them away
Then next time I weigh
Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone
I’ll throw them away
Then next time I weigh
As I’ve increased my weight by one stone
'Bout time I went back on me diet
'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet
'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet
But I need to slim down
'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet
But I need to slim down
I’m so fat I can’t walk into town
'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet
But I need to slim down
I’m so fat I can’t walk into town
And on the beach I would cause a riot!
On a beach far away
On a beach far away
On a bright summers day
On a beach far away
On a bright summers day
I dreamt and watched the world go by
On a beach far away
On a bright summers day
I dreamt and watched the world go by
Then along came the rain
On a beach far away
On a bright summers day
I dreamt and watched the world go by
Then along came the rain
So unusual for Spain
So should I then, go or stay?
Would the storm pass wondered I
Would the storm pass wondered I
As I tucked into my big Steak Pie