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The weekend was fab, or should have been
I asked my mates round, but they weren’t that keen
Although I promised not to cough

The weekend was fab, or should have been
I asked my mates round, but they weren’t that keen
Although I promised not to cough
And supply lots of beer to quaff

The weekend was fab, or should have been
I asked my mates round, but they weren’t that keen
Although I promised not to cough
And supply lots of beer to quaff
They all disappeaared and haven’t been seen.

So I sat in the garden, all on my own

So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?

So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?
With social distancing being dictated

So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?
With social distancing being dictated
My plans have quickly become outdated

So I sat in the garden, all on my own
Perhaps the party I should postpone?
With social distancing being dictated
My plans have quickly become outdated
Anyone fancy an ice cream cone?

Can I manage this lot on my own?

Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone

Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone
I’ll throw them away

Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone
I’ll throw them away
Then next time I weigh

Can I manage this lot on my own?
I only wanted one scone
I’ll throw them away
Then next time I weigh
As I’ve increased my weight by one stone

'Bout time I went back on me diet

'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet

'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet
But I need to slim down

'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet
But I need to slim down
I’m so fat I can’t walk into town

'Bout time I went back on me diet
Although it will cause a degree of disquiet
But I need to slim down
I’m so fat I can’t walk into town
And on the beach I would cause a riot!

On a beach far away

On a beach far away
On a bright summers day

On a beach far away
On a bright summers day
I dreamt and watched the world go by

On a beach far away
On a bright summers day
I dreamt and watched the world go by
Then along came the rain

On a beach far away
On a bright summers day
I dreamt and watched the world go by
Then along came the rain
So unusual for Spain
So should I then, go or stay?

Would the storm pass wondered I

Would the storm pass wondered I
As I tucked into my big Steak Pie