Would the storm pass wondered I
As I tucked into my big Steak Pie
Would that be a Gregg’s?
Would the storm pass wondered I
As I tucked into my big Steak Pie
Would that be a Gregg’s?
I asked my friend megs
Would the storm pass wondered I
As I tucked into my big Steak Pie
Would that be a Gregg’s?
I asked my friend megs
“Yes, and it’s vegan” was her reply!
“Vegan - surely it cannot be?”
“Vegan - surely it cannot be?”
That’s certainly spoilt it for me
“Vegan - surely it cannot be?”
That’s certainly spoilt it for me
Nut cutlets are out
“Vegan - surely it cannot be?”
That’s certainly spoilt it for me
Nut cutlets are out
So that’s “Up the spout!”
“Vegan - surely it cannot be?”
That’s certainly spoilt it for me
Nut cutlets are out
So that’s “Up the spout!”
So it’s fried steak and chips for me
A vegan named olive once said
A vegan named Olive once said
Meat eaters eat in my shed!
A vegan named Olive once said
Meat eaters must eat in my shed!
No meat pies allowed
A vegan named Olive once said
Meat eaters must eat in my shed!
No meat pies allowed
Of that, I am proud
A vegan named Olive once said
Meat eaters must eat in my shed!
No meat pies allowed
Of that, I am proud
But bacon goes well on some bread
The chef said don’t cook it to long
The chef said don’t cook it to long
Or it may taste burnt on the tongue
The chef said don’t cook it too long
Or it may taste burnt on the tongue
I know cos I’ve dunnit
The chef said don’t cook it too long
Or it may taste burnt on the tongue
I know cos I’ve dunnit
I’ve gone and I’ve burned it
The chef said don’t cook it too long
Or it may taste burnt on the tongue
I know cos I’ve dunnit
I’ve gone and I’ve burned it
That’s what happens when you get it wrong!
The postman was ‘all of a dither’
The postman was ‘all of a dither’
As he stepped in some oil and did slither
The postman was ‘all of a dither’
As he stepped in some oil and did slither
He fell to the floor
The postman was ‘all of a dither’
As he stepped in some oil and did slither
He fell to the floor
And banged his head on the door
The postman was ‘all of a dither’
As he stepped in some oil and did slither
He fell to the floor
And banged his head on the door
So called an ambulance to come hither.
The ambulance arrived horns a blaring
The ambulance arrived horns a blaring
As he lay there cursing and swearing