The ambulance arrived horns a blaring
As he lay there cursing and swearing
A crowd then appeared
The ambulance arrived horns a blaring
As he lay there cursing and swearing
A crowd then appeared
The paramedics they cheered
The ambulance arrived horns a blaring
As he lay there cursing and swearing
A crowd then appeared
The paramedics they cheered
As the neighbour stood there staring.
I’m cooking some Salmon for tea
I’m cooking some Salmon for tea
I got it from a friend, it was free
I’m cooking some Salmon for tea
I got it from a friend, it was free
Washed down with white wine
I’m cooking some Salmon for tea
I got it from a friend, it was free
Washed down with white wine
It’ll sure taste divine
I’m cooking some Salmon for tea
I got it from a friend, it was free
Washed down with white wine
It’ll sure taste divine
But not enough for you and for me.
The weekend has arrived yet again
The weekend has arrived yet again
And they are finally forecasting rain
The weekend has arrived yet again
And they are finally forecasting rain
I really hope not
The weekend has arrived yet again
And they are finally forecasting rain
I really hope not
I’m going out on my yacht
The weekend has arrived yet again
And they are finally forecasting rain
I really hope not
I’m going out on my yacht
Sod the lockdown, I’m off to Spain!
Two old gents, discussing their years
Two old gents, discussing their years
Very soon brought the two to tears
Two old gents, discussing their years
Very soon brought the two to tears
Talked of times past
Two old gents, discussing their years
Very soon brought the two to tears
Talked of times past
And of lives lived full blast
Two old gents, discussing their years
Very soon brought the two to tears
Talked of times past
And of lives lived full blast
Now off for a couple of beers
An alien from space had a shock
An alien from space had a shock
When confronted by our old mate Spock
An alien from space had a shock
When confronted by our old mate Spock
He just teleported down with McCoy
An alien from space had a shock
When confronted by our old mate Spock
He just teleported down with McCoy
And landed in the City of Troy
An alien from space had a shock
When confronted by our old mate Spock
He just teleported down with McCoy
And landed in the City of Troy
Then minced off home wearing a frock
His wife said now listen to me
His wife said now listen to me
Why are you being so beastly?