His wife said now listen to me
Why are you being so beastly?
It’s really unfair
His wife said now listen to me
Why are you being so beastly?
It’s really unfair
And seems you don’t care
His wife said now listen to me
Why are you being so beastly?
It’s really unfair
And seems you don’t care
Please hand that frock over to me!
The alien’s weird, peering eyes flashed red
The alien’s weird, peering eyes flashed red
A little annoyed at what his wife had just said
The alien’s weird, peering eyes flashed red
A little annoyed at what his wife had just said
He began turning green
The alien’s weird peering eyes flashed red
A little annoyed at what his wife had just said
He began turning green
Try to picture the scene
The alien’s weird peering eyes flashed red
A little annoyed at what his wife had just said
He began turning green
Try to picture the scene
As he sat with his hands in his head
Just then a bright light lit the sky
Just then a bright light in the sky
Just happened to catch my eye
Just then a bright light in the sky
Just happened to catch my eye
‘Twas an alien craft
Just then a bright light in the sky
Just happened to catch my eye
'Twas an alien craft
Shaped a bit like a raft
Just then a bright light in the sky
Just happened to catch my eye
'Twas an alien craft
Shaped a bit like a raft
And oh so quick did it fly.
Then a little green man baled out
Then a little green man baled out
He was short and extremely stout!
Then a little green man baled out
He was short and extremely stout!
He yelled " Hands up you lot!"
Then a little green man baled out
He was short and extremely stout!
He yelled " Hands up you lot!"
“I have a ray gun and you will be shot”
Then a little green man baled out
He was short and extremely stout!
He yelled “Hands up you lot!”
" I have a ray gun and you will be shot"
" And you’ll die, of that there’s no doubt!"
I thought for a moment then yelled back
I thought for a moment then yelled back
“No chance fatso, there’s something you lack,”
I thought for a moment then yelled back
" No chance fatso, there’s something you lack"
He… she… or it…started to cry
I thought for a moment then yelled back
" No chance fatso, there’s something you lack"
He… she… or it…started to cry
Then tried to spit in my eye
I thought for a moment then yelled back
" No chance fatso, there’s something you lack"
He… she… or it…started to cry
Then tried to spit in my eye
Whilst I delivered a hefty whack!
The little green man joined in the fray
The little green man joined in the fray
But gravity held him back, his feet felt like clay