The little green man joined in the fray
But gravity held him back, his feet felt like clay
He knew all was lost
The little green man joined in the fray
But gravity held him back, his feet felt like clay
He knew all was lost
When to the ground he was tossed
The little green man joined in the fray
But gravity held him back, his feet felt like clay
He knew all was lost
When to the ground he was tossed
So back to his spaceship and away.
Deep in the woods lived a Troll
Deep in the woods lived a Troll
Who thought he would dance round a pole
Deep in the woods lived a Troll
Who thought he would dance round a pole
But after the first few steps
Deep in the woods lived a Troll
Who thought he would dance round a pole
But after the first few steps
He tore his triceps
Deep in the woods lived a Troll
Who thought he would dance round a pole
But after the first few steps
He tore his triceps
Itâs what you may call an own goal
The troll had a wife name of Clare
The troll had a wife name of Clare
Who was inclined to spit and swear
The troll had a wife name of Clare
Who was inclined to spit and swear
And the louder she got
The troll had a wife name of Clare
Who was inclined to spit and swear
And the louder she got
She didnât give a jot!
The troll had a wife name of Clare
Who was inclined to spit and swear
And the louder she got
She didnât give a jot!
She was surely a right gobby mare
Meanwhile in a nice shady spot
Meanwhile, in a nice shady spot
Somewhere to smoke his pot
Meanwhile, in a nice shady spot
Somewhere to smoke his pot
A fairy flew by
Meanwhile, in a nice shady spot
Somewhere to smoke his pot
A fairy flew by
Quite low in the sky
Meanwhile, in a nice shady spot
Somewhere to smoke his pot
A fairy flew by
Quite low in the sky
And he thought it a lucky mascot.
In the wood lived a hog and a bat
In the wood lived a hog and a bat
And the bat wore a really strange hat
In the wood lived a hog and a bat
And the bat wore a really strange hat
The bat took the mick
In the wood lived a hog and a bat
And the bat wore a really strange hat
The bat took the mick
But really looked slick
In the wood lived a hog and a bat
And the bat wore a really strange hat
The bat took the mick
But really looked slick
And the hog ran away with a rat!
Cyclingâs a good way to keep fit
Cyclingâs a good way to keep fit
Twice a dayâs fun, but thatâs it