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1941

My neighbours all pointed with glee
To my smalls in the wind blowing free
'Cos “smalls” they were not

1942

My neighbours all pointed with glee
To my smalls in the wind blowing free
'Cos “smalls” they were not
Due to the size of my ‘bot!’

1943

My neighbours all pointed with glee
To my smalls in the wind blowing free
'Cos “smalls” they were not
Due to the size of my ‘bot!’
Then one pair got caught up a tree.

So my ladders I went off to get

1944

So my ladders I went off to get
But they’ll not be long enough I’ll bet

1945

So my ladders I went off to get
But they’ll not be long enough i’ll bet
Better take a long pole

1946

So my ladders I went off to get
But they’ll not be long enough i’ll bet
Better take a long pole
And hook it through the leg hole

1947

So my ladders I went off to get
But they’ll not be long enough i’ll bet
Better take a long pole
And hook it through the leg hole
But I feared t’would be something I’d regret

So I called out the fire brigade

1948

So I called out the fire brigade
Cos I felt I could do with their aid

1949

So I called out the fire brigade
Cos I felt I could do with their aid
So with blue lights flashing

1950

So I called out the fire brigade
Cos I felt I could do with their aid
So with blue lights flashing
And their teeth gnashing

1951

So I called out the fire brigade
Cos I felt I could do with their aid
So with blue lights flashing
And their teeth gnashing
Saw the drawers in their glory displayed

“We need some bigger kit” said fireman Sam

1952

We need some bigger kit" said fireman Sam
“To rescue them there drawers from further harm”

1953

We need some bigger kit" said fireman Sam
“To rescue them there drawers from further harm”
So they sent for a crane

1954

We need some bigger kit" said fireman Sam
“To rescue them there drawers from further harm”
So they sent for a crane
And started again

1955

We need some bigger kit" said fireman Sam
“To rescue them there drawers from further harm”
So they sent for a crane
And started again
But they flew off on a passing Tram.

So me drawers were now Durham bound

1956

So me drawers were now Durham bound
And replacements will need to be found

1957

So me drawers were now Durham bound
And replacements will need to be found
But the problem would be size

1958

So me drawers were now Durham bound
And replacements will need to be found
But the problem would be size
Cos I eat too many pies

1959

So me drawers were now Durham bound
And replacements will need to be found
But the problem would be size
Cos I eat too many pies
And you won’t get many of those to the pound!

The weekend was fab, or should have been

1960

The weekend was fab, or should have been
I asked my mates round, but they weren’t that keen