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1921

At a birthday party one night
There were no guests in sight
I sat down with a drink

1922

At a birthday party one night
There were no guests in sight
I sat down with a drink
And Had a long think

1923

At a birthday party one night
There were no guests in sight
I sat down with a drink
And Had a long think
Maybe Iā€™d got the only invite!

For those who believe in the Easter Bunny

1924

For those who believe in the Easter Bunny
In their heads they must be funny

1925

For those who believe in the Easter Bunny
In their heads they must be funny
They talk to the Gnomes

1926

For those who believe in the Easter Bunny
In their heads they must be funny
They talk to the Gnomes
And elves in their homes

1927

For those who believe in the Easter Bunny
In their heads they must be funny
They talk to their Gnomes
And Elves in their homes
And to Bears who just love their Hunny.

I just love the tales from Beatrix Potter

1928

I just love the tales from Beatrix Potter
Said The geeky young train spotter

1929

I just love the tales from Beatrix Potter
Said the geeky young train spotter
Even the one with the rats

1930

I just love the tales from Beatrix Potter
Said the geeky young train spotter
Even the one with the rats
Chased by the cats

1931

I just love the tales from Beatrix Potter
Said the geeky young train spotter
Even the one with the rats
Chased by the cats
Then off the train spotter did trotter!

The Easter egg hunt was such fun

1932

The Easter egg hunt was such fun
As was scoffing them under the sun

1933

The Easter egg hunt was such fun
As was scoffing it under the sun
Then the belly ache started

1934

The Easter egg hunt was such fun
As was scoffing it under the sun
Then the belly ache started
So to the loo I departed

1935

The Easter egg hunt was such fun
As was scoffing it out in the sun
Then the belly ache started
So to the loo I departed
In the end I just had to run.

Then everything turned out just fine

1936

Then everything turned out just fine
As I washed it down with some wine

1937

Then everything turned out just fine
As I washed it down with some wine
Later on that same day

1938

Then everything turned out just fine
As I washed it down with some wine
Later on that same day
For my greed I did pay

1939

Then everything turned out just fine
As I washed it down with some wine
Later on that same day
For my greed I did pay
My pants could be found on the line. :shock::blush:

My neighbours all pointed with glee

1940

My neighbours all pointed with glee
To my smalls in the wind blowing free