Limericks. (New)

General Chat Games
1901

A comic was stuck for a joke
One that his audience would provoke
As he racked his brain

(You two been on the lemonade EZ? ) :lol:

1902

A rather nice Shiraz actually Mups :wink: XX

A comic was stuck for a joke
So I upped and gave him a poke
As he racked his brain
It gave him a pain

1903

A comic was stuck for a joke
So I upped and gave him a poke
As he racked his brain
It gave him a pain
And he spat out some teeth as he spoke

The music hall act was no good

1904

The music hall act was no good
The singer had had too much pud

  • (We had 3 different versions of that last one!
    No wonder I was confused). :smiley:
1905

You and me both.

The music hall act was no good
The singer had had too much pud
His waist was outspread

1906

The music hall act was no good
The singer had had too much pud
His waist was outspread
He’d been overfed

1907

The music hall act was no good
The singer had had too much pud
His waist was outspread
He’d been overfed
If you told him eat this then he would

There was a young painter from Cork

1908

There was a young painter from Cork
Who was rather partial to roast Pork

1909

There was a young painter from Cork
Who was rather partial to roast Pork
With sage and onion stuffing

1910

There was a young painter from Cork
Who was rather partial to roast Pork
With sage and onion stuffing
And a hot buttered muffin

1911

There was a young painter from Cork
Who was rather partial to roast Pork
With sage and onion stuffing
And a hot buttered muffin
Which he ate with an old pitch fork.

There was a young man from Leeds

1912

There was a young chap from Leeds
Whose onions had all run to seed

1913

There was a young chap from Leeds
Whose onions had all run to seed
He cried in despair

1914

There was a young chap from Leeds
Whose onions had all run to seed
He cried in despair
And wailed “it’s not fair”

1915

There was a young chap from Leeds
Whose onions had all run to seed
He cried in despair
And wailed “It’s not fair”
So loud that he had a nose bleed.

A lady got home from the park

1916

A lady got home from the park
Just as it was turning dark

1917

A lady got home from the park
Just as it was turning dark
But when she got to her door

1918

A lady got home from the park
Just as it was turning dark
But when she got to her door
She fancied some more

1919

A lady got home from the park
Just as it was turning dark
But when she got to her door
She fancied some more
So ran all the way for a lark.

At a birthday party one night

1920

At a birthday party one night
There were no guests in sight