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Barry · 8 April 2020 13:26

The dishy milkman called Joe
Thought trade was rather slow

Last_Tango · 8 April 2020 14:10

The dishy milkman called Joe
Thought trade was rather slow
Another “Ernie” he was not

Cherie_B · 8 April 2020 14:28

The dishy milkman called Joe
Thought trade was rather slow
Another “Ernie” he was not
Though younger and really ‘hot’!

EZ_Rider · 8 April 2020 14:29

The dishy milkman called Joe
Thought trade was rather slow
Another “Ernie” he was not
In fact he didn’t have a lot

Last_Tango · 8 April 2020 15:12

The dishy milkman called Joe
Thought trade was rather slow
Another “Ernie” he was not
Though younger and really ‘hot’!
But the ladies just didn’t want to know.

“Perhaps I should change my trade”?

Cherie_B · 8 April 2020 16:29

Perhaps I should change my trade"?
“For something exciting and better paid”

Last_Tango · 8 April 2020 16:48

Perhaps I should change my trade"?
“For something exciting and better paid”
My body I could rent

Barry · 8 April 2020 16:51

Perhaps I should change my trade"?
“For something exciting and better paid”
My body I could rent
Although my vigour is almost spent

Mups · 8 April 2020 17:27

Perhaps I should change my trade"?
“For something exciting and better paid”
My body I could rent
Although my vigour is almost spent
I worry my gusto might fade.

So he sat down to have a think

Last_Tango · 8 April 2020 17:48

So he sat down to have a think
My future is on the brink

Mups · 8 April 2020 21:49

So he sat down to have a think
My future is on the brink
But there is one thing I like

EZ_Rider · 9 April 2020 11:05

So he sat down to have a think
My future is on the blink
But there’s one thing I like
That’s my little dog Tyke

Last_Tango · 9 April 2020 12:14

So he sat down to have a think
My future is on the blink
But there’s one thing I like
That’s my little dog Tyke
Perhaps Tyke is the missing link?

Together we could form a class act

EZ_Rider · 9 April 2020 13:29

Together we could form a class act
D’you know, I think that’s a fact!

Last_Tango · 9 April 2020 13:34

Together we could form a class act
D’you know, I think that’s a fact!
I’ll whistle whilst Tyke sings

EZ_Rider · 9 April 2020 13:57

Together we could form a class act
D’you know, I think that’s a fact!
I’ll whistle whilst Tyke sings
And I’ll play a few things

Tezza · 9 April 2020 14:33

Together we could form a class act
D’you know, I think that’s a fact!
I’ll whistle whilst Tyke sings
And I’ll play a few things
I’ll get me coat , me bags packed

A comic was stuck for a joke

Last_Tango · 9 April 2020 14:43

A comic was stuck for a joke
One that his audience would provoke

Cherie_B · 9 April 2020 14:45

A comic was stuck for a joke
Usually, he was a funny bloke.

EZ_Rider · 9 April 2020 15:52

A comic was stuck for a joke
So I upped and gave him a poke