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1861

Tomorrow is a full moon
For a witch that’s quite opportune

1862

Tomorrow is a full moon
For a witch that’s quite opportune
With their cauldron and potion

1863

Tomorrow is a full moon
For a witch that’s quite opportune
With their cauldron and potion
And cackles and commotion

1864

Tomorrow is a full moon
For a witch that’s quite opportune
With their cauldron and potion
And cackles and commotion
And mixing with her big spoon.

The spell will soon be complete

1865

The spell will soon be complete
It just needs a little more heat

1866

The spell will soon be complete
It just needs a little more heat
And maybe a sprinkle of stardust

1867

The spell will soon be complete
It just needs a little more heat
And maybe a sprinkle of stardust
That is surely a must

1868

The spell will soon be complete
It just needs a little more heat
And maybe a sprinkle of stardust
That is surely a must
Somebody’s in for a real treat!

Thank goodness Boris is ‘stable’

1869

Thank goodness Boris is ‘stable’
He’ll be back with us soon as he’s able

1870

Thank goodness Boris is ‘stable’
He’ll be back with us soon as he’s able
Although the future’s in doubt

1871

Thank goodness Boris is ‘stable’
He’ll be back with us soon as he’s able
Although the future’s in doubt
From the EU we’ll be out

1872

Thank goodness Boris is ‘stable’
He’ll be back with us soon as he’s able
Although the future’s in doubt
From the EU we’ll be out
With or without a deal on the table

I heard a woodpecker loud and clear

1873

I heard a woodpecker loud and clear
I could almost swear he was downing a beer

1874

I heard a woodpecker loud and clear
I could almost swear he was downing a beer
But the loud rat-a-tat-tat sound

1875

I heard a woodpecker loud and clear
I could almost swear he was downing a beer
But the loud rat-a-tat-tat sound
From high above the ground

1876

I heard a woodpecker loud and clear
I could almost swear he was downing a beer
But the loud rat-a-tat-tat sound
From high above the ground
Signalled to all that “I am here”

The milkman whistled as he did his job

1877

The milkman whistled as he did his job
Delivering pintas for the mob

1878

The milkman whistled as he did his job
Delivering pintas for the mob
And though his tune was hard to follow

1879

The milkman whistled as he did his job
Delivering pintas for the mob
And though his tune was hard to follow
Plus fully skimmed was hard to swallow

1880

The milkman whistled as he did his job
Delivering pintas for the mob
And though his tune was hard to follow
Plus fully skimmed was hard to swallow
Plus he was quite a heart throb.

The dishy milkman called Joe