It’s not easy to find words that rhyme
Sometimes it takes lots of time
But we most times get there
It’s not easy to find words that rhyme
Sometimes it takes lots of time
But we most times get there
If we really do care
It’s not easy to find words that rhyme
Sometimes it takes lots of time
But we most times get there
If we really do care
Resulting in a ditty that’s sublime
Oh for a fish and chip tea
Oh for a fish and chip tea
Sounds good for both you and for me
Oh for a fish and chip tea
Sounds good for both you and for me
Pickled onions on the side
Oh for a fish and chip tea
Sounds good for both you and for me
Pickled onions on the side
And a gherkin can’t be denied
Oh for a fish and chip tea
Sounds good for both you and for me
Pickled onions on the side
And a gherkin can’t be denied
A veritable feast, I’m sure you agree
I do enjoy a large glass of red
I do enjoy a large glass of red
It’s Shiraz for me, must be said
I do enjoy a large glass of red
It’s Shiraz for me, must be said
Or white, or rose at a push
Sorry, Barry …
I do enjoy a large glass of red
It’s Shiraz for me, must be said
With a medium steak
I do enjoy a large glass of red
It’s Shiraz for me, must be said
With a medium steak
Beside a still lake
I do enjoy a large glass of red
It’s Shiraz for me, must be said
With a medium steak
Beside a still lake
Ooh, I’m weak at the knees, EZ
Back to earth with a bump
Back to earth with a bump
I’d rather have fillet than rump 
Back to earth with a bump
I’d rather have fillet than rump
Not vegan, I’d guess?
Back to earth with a bump
I’d rather a fillet than rup
Not vegan, I guess
'frayed knot I confess
Back to earth with a bump
I’d rather a fillet than rump
Not vegan, I guess
'frayed knot I confess
Too much of an old frump. 
What a nice sunny day it’s been
What a nice sunny day it’s been
With some drizzly rain in between
What a nice sunny day it has been
With some drizzly rain in between
Seems winter has past
What a nice sunny day it has been
With some drizzly rain in between
Seems winter has past
Spring’s here at last
What a nice sunny day it has been
With some drizzly rain in between
Seems winter has past
Spring’s here at last
Hope the last of thewinter we’ve seen
Tomorrow is a full moon