Limericks. (New)

Just for one moment in time
I thought I’d commited a crime
But it turned out ok

Just for one moment in time
I thought I’d commited a crime
But it turned out ok
And now come what may

Just for one moment in time
I thought I’d commited a crime
But it turned out ok
And now come what may
It’s essential we make this thing rhyme.

Another day trapped in my house

Another day trapped in my house
I’m starting to sound like a grouse

Another day trapped in my house
I’m starting to sound like a grouse
But at least I’m doing my bit

Another day trapped in my house
I’m starting to sound like a grouse
But at least I’m doing my bit
Although so bored I could spit

Another day trapped in my house
I’m starting to sound like a grouse
But at least I’m doing my bit
Although so bored I could spit
Cos everywhere’s quiet as a mouse.

As Basil was tending his lawn

As Basil was tending his lawn
He was joined by a doe and her fawn

As Basil was tending his lawn
He was joined by a doe and her fawn
The Doe butted his bum

As Basil was tending his lawn
He was joined by a doe and her fawn
The Doe butted his bum
Poor Basil’s bum turned numb!

As Basil was tending his lawn
He was joined by a doe and her fawn
The Doe butted his bum
Basil’s bum turned numb!
And trousers were tattered and torn

Basil went to the tailors in town

Basil went to the tailors in town
Looking for something mid brown

Basil went to the tailors in town
Looking for something mid brown
In a fetching tight fit

Basil went to the tailors in town
Looking for something mid brown
In a fetching tight fit
But with a tendency to split

Basil went to the tailors in town
Looking for something mid brown
In a fetching tight fit
But with a tendency to split
There was no way he could bend down.

“Perhaps I should try a kilt?”

“Perhaps I should try a kilt”
It had better be strong and well built!

“Perhaps I should try a kilt”
It had better be strong and well built!
“Because when I chop wood”

“Perhaps I should try a new kilt”
It had better be strong and well built!
“Because when I chop wood”
I like to look good

"Perhaps I should try a new kilt
It had better be strong and well built
“Because when I chop wood”
I like to look good
With sexiness up to the hilt.

It’s not easy to find words that rhyme

It’s not easy to find words that rhyme
Sometimes it takes lots of time