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1801

There was an old man from Belize
Who had an aversion to cheese
Whether cheddar or brie

1802

There was an old man from Belize
Who had an aversion to cheese
Whether cheddar or brie
He said “not for me”

1803

There was an old man from Belize
Who had an aversion to cheese
Whether cheddar or brie
He said “not for me”
But his wife always said “Yes please”

“I can’t stand the smell” said he

1804

“I can’t stand the smell” said he
While sipping a nice cup of tea

1805

" I can’t stand the smell" said he
While sipping a nice cup of tea
" It’s spoiling the taste"

1806

" I can’t stand the smell" said he
While sipping a nice cup of tea
" It’s spoiling the taste"
With gin it was laced

1807

" I can’t stand the smell" said he
While sipping a nice cup of tea
“It’s spoiling the taste”
With Gin it was laced
And he needed to go for a wee.

A lady from China once said

1808

A lady from China once said
I really do need a new bed

1809

A lady from China once said
I really do need a new bed
So she went to the store

1810

A lady from China once said
I really do need a new bed
So she went to the store
And had a good bounce on four

1811

A lady from China once said
I really do need a new bed
So she went to the store
And had a good bounce on four
and then bought a futon instead!

Once upon a star filled night

1812

Once upon a star filled night
Tabby gazed upon the moon so bright

1813

Once upon a star filled night
Tabby gazed upon the moon so bright
When down the road came

1814

Once upon a star filled night
Tabby gazed upon the moon so bright
When down the road came
Someone I can’t name

1815

Once upon a star filled night
Tabby gazed upon the moon so bright
When down the road came
Someone I can’t name
Twas in the nude - what a sight!

Tabby quickly averted her eyes

1816

Tabby quickly averted her eyes
But then, to her surprise

1817

Tabby quickly averted her eyes
But then, to her surprise
He kept coming her way

1818

Tabby quickly averted her eyes
But then, to her great surprise
He kept coming her way
With bits all a’sway

1819

Tabby quickly averted her eyes
But then, to her great surprise
He kept coming her way
With bits all a’sway
Which really attracted the guys.

Just for one moment in time

1820

Just for one moment in time
I thought I’d committed a crime