I jumped on a bus to the city
And sat near a girl who was pretty
She leaned over and said
Do you like me in red
I jumped on a bus to the city
And sat near a girl who was pretty
She leaned over and said
Do you like me in red
'I donāt said I, what a pity.
A drunk was seen shouting in the street
A drunk was seen shouting in the street
Whatās all this said a cop on his beat
A drunk was seen shouting in the street
Whatās all this said a cop on his beat
āThe pubās thrown me outā
A drunk was seen shouting in the street
Whatās all this said a cop on his beat
āThe pubās thrown me outā
Whatās that all about
A drunk was seen shouting in the street
Whatās all this said a cop on his beat
āThe pubās thrown me outā
Whatās that all about
āIām not to steady on me feetā
A witch just flew past my door
A witch just flew past my door
And let out a terrible roar
A witch just flew past my door
And let out a terrible roar
āIām lostā said she
A witch just flew past my door
And let out a terrible roar
āIām lostā said she
āAnd I need a weeā
A witch just flew past my door
And let out a terrible roar
āIām lostā said she
āAnd I need a weeā
It might have been Mups, Iām not sure.
As night falls on old London town
Cheeky bugger. 
As night falls on old London town
Fay dressed in her very best gown
As night falls on old London town
Fay dressed in her very best gown
Under a street light of red
As night falls on old London town
Fay dressed in her very best gown
Under a street light of red
She was easily led
As night falls on old London town
Fay dressed in her very best gown
Under a street light of red
She was easily led
But knew she had to calm down.
A man came and sat on the wall
A man came and sat on the wall
And like Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
A man came and sat on the wall
And like Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
But there were no real men