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A shepherd was out with his dog
When he saw a giant spotted frog
He thought that is queer
Perhaps I’ve had too much beer

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A shepherd was out with his dog
When he saw a giant spotted frog
He thought that is queer
Perhaps I’ve had too much beer
Then went home and slept like a log

An alien then came on the scene

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An alien then came on the scene
He was tall, purple and lean

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An alien then came on the scene
He was tall, purple and lean
The shepherd awoke

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An alien then came on the scene
He was tall, purple and lean
The shepherd awoke
When the alien spoke

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An alien then came on the scene
He was tall, purple and lean
The shepherd awoke
When the alien spoke
Said the shepherd, don’t know what you mean

A cow wandered in from the yard

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A cow wandered in from the yard
And caught Ned’s Collie off guard

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A cow wandered in from the yard
And caught Ned’s Collie off guard
Barking with fright

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A cow wandered in from the yard
And caught Ned’s Collie off guard
Barking with fright
He prepared for a fight

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A cow wandered in from the yard
And caught Ned’s Collie off guard
Barking with fright
He prepared for a fight
Then realised he wasn’t that hard

I once met the milky bar kid

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I once met the milky bar kid
He asked me to lend him a quid

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I once met the milky bar kid
He asked me to lend him a quid
I said, “No chance mate”

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I once met the milky bar kid
He asked me to lend him a quid
I said, “No chance mate”
That told him straight

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I once met the milky bar kid
He asked me to lend him a quid
I said, “No chance mate”
That told him straight
So he went off to ask his mate Sid

Now Sid was a bit of a lad

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Now Sid was a bit of a lad
Tried to be good, but was bad

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Now Sid was a bit of a lad
Tried to be good, but was bad
Under his coat

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Now Sid was a bit of a lad
Tried to be good, but was bad
Under his coat
He kept a pet stoat

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Now Sid was a bit of a lad
Tried to be good, but was bad
Under his coat
He kept a pet stoat
That he got as a gift from his dad

I jumped on a bus to the city

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I jumped on a bus to the city
And sat near a girl who was pretty

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I jumped on a bus to the city
And sat near a girl who was pretty
She leaned over and said