Limericks. (New)

As she sat on the grass in her chair
Idly running a comb through her hair
Sun warm on her skin
Caught the hair on her chin

As she sat on the grass in her chair
Idly running a comb through her hair
Sun warm on her skin
Caught the hair on her chin
That spoilt the moment to be fair.

The ice cream van played a loud tune

The ice cream van played a loud tune
On a day in the middle of June

The ice cream van played a loud tune
On a day in the middle of June
But the ice cream was sold out

The ice cream van played a loud tune
On a day in the middle of June
But the ice cream was sold out
So I gave him a clout

The ice cream van played a loud tune
On a day in the middle of June
But the ice cream was sold out
So I gave him a clout
And he said I’ll be back about noon

A leaf floated down from a tree

A leaf floated down from a tree
I watched as it brushed past my knee

A leaf floated down from a tree
I watched as it brushed past my knee
It’s that time of year

A leaf floated down from a tree
I watched as it brushed past my knee
It’s that time of year
Winter’s looming I fear

A leaf floated down from a tree
I watched as it brushed past my knee
It’s that time of year
Winter’s looming I fear
On that I can surely agree

As the jockey raced out of the gate

As the jockey raced out of the gate
On a beautiful bay called ‘Kate’

As the jockey raced out of the gate
On a beautiful bay called ‘Kate’
He heard the crowd roar

As the jockey raced out of the gate
On a beautiful bay called ‘Kate’
He heard the crowd roar
As over the jumps he did soar

As the jockey raced out of the gate
On a beautiful bay called ‘Kate’
He heard the crowd roar
As over the jumps he did soar
And won at a prize winning rate

A farmer was tending his flock

A farmer was tending his flock
Feeding and counting the stock

A farmer was tending his flock
Feeding and counting the stock
He looked in a shed

A farmer was tending his flock
Feeding and counting the stock
He looked in a shed
Saw a tramp who looked dead

A farmer was tending his flock
Feeding and counting the stock
He looked in a shed
Saw a tramp who looked dead
Which came as a bit of a shock

A shepherd was out with his dog

A shepherd was out with his dog
When he saw a giant spotted frog

A shepherd was out with his dog
When he saw a giant spotted frog
He thought that is queer