I fancy a walk on the beach
But must give my bikini line a bleach
Then my legs I must shave
I’ll be really brave
I think L/dogs was referring to your missed last line Mups post (92)
Oh, sorry Tezza, you’re right. 
I fancy a walk on the beach
But must give my bikini line a bleach
Then my legs I must shave
I’ll be really brave
And paddle as far as I reach.
Bert’s wife sent him off for ice cream
Bert’s wife sent him off for ice cream
Not as easy as it may well seem
Bert’s wife sent him off for ice cream
Not as easy as it may well seem
There was a queue a mile long
Bert’s wife sent him off for ice cream
Not as easy as it may well seem
There was a queue a mile long
Which old Bert thought was wrong
Bert’s wife sent him off for ice cream
Not as easy as it may well seem
There was a queue a mile long
Which old Bert thought was wrong
So then he came up with a scheme.
He’d send his missus instead
He’d send his missus instead
But she’s not right in the head
He’d send his missus instead
But she’s not right in the head
So who cares if she don’t
He’d send his missus instead
But she’s not right in the head
So who cares if she don’t
‘Cos she said I wont
He’d send his missus instead
But she’s not right in the head
So who cares if she don’t
‘Cos she said I wont
And cleared off home to bed.
As he sat there, deep in thought
As he sat there, deep in thought
While nursing a small glass of port
As he sat there, deep in thought
While nursing a small glass of port
His eyes filled with tears
As he sat there, deep in thought
While nursing a small glass of port
His eyes filled with tears
As he thought of the years
As he sat there, deep in thought
While nursing a small glass of port
His eyes filled with tears
As he thought of the years
And loves that he’d lost and still sought.
'Twas a dark and windy night
Twas a dark and windy night
I did behold a horrible sight
Twas a dark and windy night
I did behold a horrible sight
It had green glaring eyes
Twas a dark and windy night
I did behold a horrible sight
It had green glaring eyes
And flabby great thighs
Twas a dark and windy night
I did behold a horrible sight
It had green glaring eyes
And flabby great thighs
And gave me a terrible fright.
As she sat on the grass in her chair
As she sat on the grass in her chair
Idly running a comb through her hair
As she sat on the grass in her chair
Idly running a comb through her hair
Sun warm on her skin