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1721

Sometimes my mind has thoughts so fleeting
Who I’ve seen, and what I’m eating
But sometimes I feel

1722

Sometimes my mind has thoughts so fleeting
Who I’ve seen, and what I’m eating
But sometimes I feel
That things just are’nt real

1723

Sometimes my mind has thoughts so fleeting
Who i’ve seen, and what i’m eating
But sometimes I feel
That things just are’nt real
And i’m taking a helluva beating

The following day i’ll feel great

1724

The following day i’ll feel great
If I don’t go to bed so late

1725

The following day i’ll feel great
If I don’t go to bed so late
Get up with the lark

1726

The following day i’ll feel great
If I don’t go to bed so late
Get up with the lark
Not while it’s still dark

1727

The following day i’ll feel great
If I don’t go to bed so late
Get up with the lark
Not while it’s still dark
But still stay this side of my gate.

Now what shall I do for the day?

1728

Now what shall I do for the day?
No book to read nor game to play

1729

Now what shall I do for the day?
No book to read nor game to play
I’ll spend time on line

1730

Now what shall I do for the day?
No book to read nor game to play
I’ll spend time on line
From 11 till 9?

1731

Now what shall I do for the day?
No book to read nor game to play
I’ll spend time on line
From 11 till 9?
Just keeping the boredom at bay

Seems there’s nothing but trouble ahead

1732

Seems there’s nothing but trouble ahead
'Cos a leg has fallen off my bed

1733

Seems there’s nothing but trouble ahead
'Cos a leg has fallen off my bed
I’ll prop it with blocks

1734

Seems there’s nothing but trouble ahead
'Cos a leg has fallen off my bed
I’ll prop it with blocks
And a pair of thick socks

1735

Seems there’s nothing but trouble ahead
'Cos a leg has fallen off my bed
I’ll prop it with blocks
And a pair of thick socks
And then I’ll go and mend it in the shed.

The bed’s all fixed now with nails and screws

1736

The bed’s all fixed now with nails and screws
What size of screws were the ones to choose?

1737

The bed’s all fixed now with nails and screws
What size of screws were the ones to choose?
I had some 2 inch
They’ll do at a pinch

1738

The bed’s all fixed now with nails and screws
What size of screws were the ones to choose?
I had some 2 inch
They’ll do at a pinch
Now I think I have earned me some booze.

Red or white is the choice before me

1739

Red or white is the choice before me
Myself I’d prefer some malt whisky!

1740

Red or white is the choice before me
Myself I’d prefer some malt whisky!
Mine’s a glass of Shiraz