Limericks. (New)

Phew, “that was a close call” said one to the other
The dark one looked just like my Mother
“And what about the blonde?”
“She looked just like a vagabond”
Actually, she is married to my brother!

BST will soon be here

BST will soon be here
Summer time for half a year

BST will soon be here
Summer time for half a year
Green grass and blue skies

BST will soon be here
Summer time for half a year
Green grass and blue skies
BBQs and french fries

BST will soon be here
Summer time for half a year
Green grass and blue skies
BBQs and french fries
And sitting outside with a beer.

Short nights and long sunny days

Short nights and long sunny days
An occasional stroll around Hampton Court Maze

Short nights and long sunny days
An occasional stroll around Hampton Court Maze
Or a ride to the coast and fish 'n chips

Short nights and long sunny days
An occasional stroll around Hampton Court Maze
Or a ride to the coast and fish 'n chips
At that thought, I am licking my lips!

Short nights and long sunny days
An occasional stroll around Hampton Court Maze
Or a ride to the coast and fish 'n chips
At that thought, I am licking my lips!
Then sprawl on me sofa for a good laze.

On me way to the Chemist today

On me way to the Chemist today
With thumping head and feet of clay

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On me way to the Chemist today
With thumping head and feet of clay
Painkillers I sought

On me way to the Chemist today
With thumping head and feet of clay
Painkillers I sought
To kill what I caught

On me way to the Chemist today
With thumping head and feet of clay
Painkillers I sought
To kill what I caught
“Just a cold”, the pharmacist did say.

With no planes flying overhead

With no planes flying overhead
I can get some sleep in my bed

With no planes flying overhead
I can get some sleep in my bed
No more droning noises overnight

With no planes flying overhead
I can get some sleep in my bed
No more droning noises overnight
Left me feeling uptight

Too late EZ

With no planes flying overhead
I can get some sleep in my bed
No more droning noises overnight
Left me feeling uptight
So at last my insomnia I’ll not dread.

Sometimes my mind has thoughts so fleeting

Sometimes my mind has thoughts so fleeting
Who I’ve seen, and what I’m eating