Limericks. (New)

[Mups]

You never know what she might draw
As she blows her paint through a straw

[SilverTabby]

You never know what she might draw
As she blows her paint through a straw
Could be very risque

[Barry]

You never know what she might draw
As she blows her paint through a straw
Could be very risque
Should she blow it rather briskly

[EZ_Rider]

You never know what she might draw
As she blows her paint through a straw
Could be very risque
Should she blow it rather briskly
Not easy when you’ve only one paw.

These limericks are becoming quite weird

[Last_Tango]

These limericks are becoming quite weird
From the ‘normal’ we appear to have veered

[Mups]

These limericks are becoming quite weird
From the ‘normal’ we appear to have veered
But as long as they rhyme

[Last_Tango]

These limericks are becoming quite weird
From the ‘normal’ we appear to have veered
But as long as they rhyme
It isn’t a crime

(A’noon Mups)

[Barry]

These limericks are becoming quite weird
From the ‘normal’ we appear to have veered
But as long as they rhyme
It isn’t a crime
So I might as well grow a beard.

Down on the market two old men

[Cherie_B]

These limericks are becoming quite weird
From the ‘normal’ we appear to have veered
But as long as they rhyme
It isn’t a crime
Said the lady in glasses and a false beard!

It’s abnormally quiet outside

[Last_Tango]

Down on the market two old men
We’re discussing life just when …

[Judd]

Down on the market two old men
We’re discussing life just when …
Two old women walked by

[Last_Tango]

Down on the market two old men
We’re discussing life just when …
Two old women walked by
And gave them the eye

[Mups]

Down on the market two old men
We’re discussing life just when …
Two old women walked by
And gave them the eye
And invited them down to the glen.

The men looked at each other and said

[Judd]

The men looked at each other and said
There’s no way we’d take those two to bed

[EZ_Rider]

The men looked at each other and said
There’s no way we’d take those two to bed
What on earth were they wearing?

[Last_Tango]

The men looked at each other and said
There’s no way we’d take those two to bed
What on earth were they wearing?
It was really quite daring

[Barry]

The men looked at each other and said
There’s no way we’d take those two to bed
What on earth were they wearing?
It was really quite daring
So they turned on their heels and fled.

Phew, “that was a close call” said one to the other

[Mups]

Phew, “that was a close call” said one to the other
The dark one looked just like my Mother

[Cherie_B]

Phew, “that was a close call” said one to the other
The dark one looked just like my Mother
“And what about the blonde?”

[Barry]

Phew, “that was a close call” said one to the other
The dark one looked just like my Mother
“And what about the blonde?”
“She looked just like a vagabond”